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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️

@magikell.net

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She/Her. 90s Kid. Demiace. Cishet. Spell Caster. Tarot Dabbler. Curse Master. Girl Gamer. Hyster Sister. Void Screamer. Vengeance Seeker. Balance Bringer. Karma Incarnate. Truth Speaker. Forever Scorned. FDT.

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 21h

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 5m

I feel like I must be the only person on Earth who hasn't seen K Pop Demon Hunters. That's still a thing?

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 4h

Called it. Already had to re-glue both pinky nails.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 4h

I haven't even hit 200 power in Destiny 2 because I cannot be arsed to grind or replay that tedious story again. The new traversal methods as puzzles piss me off. Don't Portal my Destiny.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 8h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 8h

Buddy our entire social system is set up to fuck over single, childless people. Not married? No tax credit for you. No kids? No tax credit for you. Like what are we even doing?

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 10h

My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 8h

I thought this only happened in comedy movies. Bro really drove off with the gas pump. 😭

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 11h

Dolly only has kidney stones. The world could not handle that loss rn.

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 20h

4 days straight of rain in the desert is unheard of. We're talking Biblical type shit.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 20h

Hurricane Priscilla coming in clutch. The original forecast was over 100 degrees again by end of week.

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 21h

My ovaries are currently launching eggs in to my uterus and fallopian tube free abdominal cavity like I'm an anatomical pinball machine and the ovulation pain is still intense. If even a gentle breeze hits sideboob it's over for me. I'm going down like a vintage Vegas casino being imploded.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 21h

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 22h

*intentionally post publicly on the internet.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 22h

Had to draft and delete a response to someone saying we have bigger problems than Taylor, which valid. True. But multiple things can be.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

Am I wrong?

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

Putting diva down in my will rn.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

Have to stay private on Twitter because of right wingers getting my other account banned for calling them nazis, and have to keep interactions off here because of whiny leftists. Make America Normal Again.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

I'm all for the do nothing performative internet activist leftists to leave this platform then maybe I can engage more with normal people.

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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 1d

Assholes want to rig the world so that it rewards the trash values of assholes.

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MacMisanthrope @macmisanthrop.bsky.social · 1d

Until I punch back, amiright? Then I’m a radical lefty domestic terrorist.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 1d

Hi, I'm a trans Californian who reported on the CA bills. This headline is misleading at best. You haven't noted that he has until the 12th to sign the other bills, leaving that out is irresponsible and fearmongers.

People can and should still pressure him on those bills.

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 1d

He hasn't signed the other bills yet, but he still has days to do so
This headline is misleading for not mentioning that.

The gender education veto is bad, but far from the most important trans rights bill on his desk.

There's still time to contact Newsom for the rest!

www.gov.ca.gov/contact/

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

The box claims I can get 3 weeks wear...idk about that. Doubt they make it 8 hours.

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

Gonna be honest, they don't feel very secure even doing proper nail prep. 😐

🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

Trying a new nail glue that is gel but doesn't require a uv lamp.

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🪄✨️ Kelly ✨️ @magikell.net · 1d

She's cracked the code.