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Magnifico Figaro
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Leader of several packs. Aging, white, cis straight male. Aspiring not to be the cause of problems through study of woke and use of empathy.
I like video games, the outdoors, cannabis & boobs.
I dislike fascism and reality TV.
Properly geriatric ramblings
Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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This is an excellent explainer. 👀 quote: “In rough terms, the workforce of CBP officers and Border Patrol agents commit crimes at an equal or even greater rate PER CAPITA than the population of undocumented immigrants do in the United States.”
If you are appalled at the tactics of ICE and CBP, you should be! They in fact are *NOT* trained for the work they're doing in America's interior right now—and they're scared of interacting with US citizens. That's a recipe for the exact disaster we see: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...
"ICE 101" — How Trump changed ICE and CBP into a fascist secret police
ICE and CBP are fatally flawed products of the post-9/11 War on Terror — now Trump has weaponized those very flaws to occupy America.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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BESSENT: “Maybe your parents bought 5, 10, 12 homes, we don’t want to push the mom and pops out.”

The Trump regime is Cartoonishly out of touch.

(H/T @thebulwark.com )
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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“You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter. You’re posing as a journalist. You shouldn’t even be sitting in that seat.”

Karolie attacks @niallstanage.bsky.social for acknowledging reality and saying Renée Good was “unjustifiably” killed
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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@stephencollins.bsky.social made the point best
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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“Deepfake child pornography is fine as long as only adults get to see it” is a curious place for the modern Conservative Party to find itself, but here we are
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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💥🙀💥🙀💥🙀💥
OM bloody G!

Who’d have thought ‘Mr Integrity’ aka ‘I never uttered a single antisemitic word in my life’ Nige would forge stats?

Noooooooo!!

Not so much Reform as Recunt?
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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The US government is now freely killing people at sea, in other lands, and on its own streets.

It is difficult to see what more is needed for Congress and the Supreme Court to exercise their constitutional duty to check and balance what is now a rogue state abroad and a gangster state at home.
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Well, props to Hegseth for managing to keep a secret.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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USA bombs Venezuelan capital Caracas bit.ly/3LjguDZ welcome to the second quarter of the 21st century.
Venezuela latest: Explosions heard in Caracas after Trump ‘orders strikes’
Nicolás Maduro, Venezuela’s president, declared a national emergency after reports Trump ordered airstrikes on military facilities and other targets in the capital
bit.ly
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Reiner on Trump
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I miss having a human being as US President.
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son was pulled over by ICE and forced to prove he is an American.

Two options:

1) ICE deliberately targeted him.

2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.

Hard to say which option is scarier.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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🌲💜🌲🧡🌲🩵🌲💛🌲❤️
Happy Christmas to all

Oncogists
Radiographers
Radiologists
Cancer nurses
Hospice staff

Because you are here, I am here!
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s the Nazi playbook delivered in 21st century. I’m amazed the press and citizens alike aren’t aware that ICE is just blackshirts re-spawned.

Dark times In history start when the President/chancellor/king has anonymous armed thugs that abduct people off the streets with no judicial process.
i've reached the "reading history to understand similar points in time and is constantly disturbed by various parallels to modern events especially in pre-and-post third reich germany/europe" stage of my life.
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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i've reached the "reading history to understand similar points in time and is constantly disturbed by various parallels to modern events especially in pre-and-post third reich germany/europe" stage of my life.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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spot on, Lorax

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July 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM