diet dr. kelp
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appalachian born, great lakes for now
minors DNI
cats, politics, astrology, music, etc
appalachian born, great lakes for now
minors DNI
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Just awful: A 16-year-old Cleveland boy was killed in the shooting late Sunday night, and a 14-year-old has been taken into custody, police said.
14-year-old arrested in fatal shooting at Raising Cane’s in Mayfield Heights
A 16-year-old Cleveland boy was killed in a shooting late Sunday at a Raising Cane’s in Mayfield Heights. A 14-year-old has been taken into custody, and an 18-year-old man was also detained as the investigation continues.
www.cleveland.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just awful: A 16-year-old Cleveland boy was killed in the shooting late Sunday night, and a 14-year-old has been taken into custody, police said.
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a child was shot and killed at raising canes last night and they’re literally open today
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
a child was shot and killed at raising canes last night and they’re literally open today
fuckkkkkk today and fuck my stupid job and fuck our lack of gun control laws
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
fuckkkkkk today and fuck my stupid job and fuck our lack of gun control laws
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she always keep that mf thing on her
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
she always keep that mf thing on her
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remember the true heroes of the season
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
remember the true heroes of the season
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Patera Support: Lasa https://clevelandart.org/art/1947.68
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Patera Support: Lasa https://clevelandart.org/art/1947.68
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An Apparition. Slide from my collection, 1975.
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
An Apparition. Slide from my collection, 1975.
new coworker said “oh i remember your name because you wear pink and have cute fashion” and that was the exact way i want to be perceived im so happy
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
new coworker said “oh i remember your name because you wear pink and have cute fashion” and that was the exact way i want to be perceived im so happy
not to beat a dead horse, but i was thinking how lana’s last album is an actual peek behind the curtain of a show girl:
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
not to beat a dead horse, but i was thinking how lana’s last album is an actual peek behind the curtain of a show girl:
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Lost in the sauce.
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Lost in the sauce.
almost up to 2 years of celibacy and i’m sitting thinking how great it is to not be dating 😌
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
almost up to 2 years of celibacy and i’m sitting thinking how great it is to not be dating 😌
you ever just get really embarrassed at work bc your adhd makes you stop reading sentences before they’re complete? cause why does that form have so many “if this or that” girl i stopped reading after “this” didn’t apply to me.
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
you ever just get really embarrassed at work bc your adhd makes you stop reading sentences before they’re complete? cause why does that form have so many “if this or that” girl i stopped reading after “this” didn’t apply to me.
i hate my stupid chungus life
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i hate my stupid chungus life
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
signed up to be on call tonight at work so here’s to hoping no one calls off 🙏
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
signed up to be on call tonight at work so here’s to hoping no one calls off 🙏
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Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-family-spends-holidays-watching-tou-1819566264/
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-family-spends-holidays-watching-tou-1819566264/
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
don’t wanna go to work, i wanna stay snuggled up with my kitties 😭
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
don’t wanna go to work, i wanna stay snuggled up with my kitties 😭
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Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.
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Our Most Interesting People issue stars Bay Village native Lili Reinhart, who will star in three new movies in 2026.
“Right now, I’m on this path of making each project I do very different from the last. I don’t want to play the same character twice.”
clevelandmagazine.com/articles/cle...
“Right now, I’m on this path of making each project I do very different from the last. I don’t want to play the same character twice.”
clevelandmagazine.com/articles/cle...
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Our Most Interesting People issue stars Bay Village native Lili Reinhart, who will star in three new movies in 2026.
“Right now, I’m on this path of making each project I do very different from the last. I don’t want to play the same character twice.”
clevelandmagazine.com/articles/cle...
“Right now, I’m on this path of making each project I do very different from the last. I don’t want to play the same character twice.”
clevelandmagazine.com/articles/cle...
all these years and still no tudors in southridge. you expect me to drive downtown for a biscuit then drive back to southridge to shop???
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all these years and still no tudors in southridge. you expect me to drive downtown for a biscuit then drive back to southridge to shop???
listening to a lot of lana del rey again and i’m not even in a depressive episode ✨
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
listening to a lot of lana del rey again and i’m not even in a depressive episode ✨