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the beach episode will continue until morale improves
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Orc War...Has Changed.

ID Tagged Elves carry ID tagged Bows, use ID tagged magic, say ID tagged slurs. All in the name of control.

Orc Battlefield Control.
Elf Emotional Control.
Fantasy Racism Control.

When the Orc War is in Control, Orc War becomes Routine.

Orc War...Has Changed.
July 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
crying on my birthday because having a birthday is the most embarrassing thing ever
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this is actually insane
This is bad
June 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sorry to my lungs for all i've done to them. but have they considered all that *i* do for them?
May 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
fourth base is me talking about my sexy anthropomorphic OCs from when i was 12
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
as a gemini i only respond with one liners or a stupid gesture because if i told you what im really thinking we wouldn't have the time there's no inbetween!
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.
January 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
competence is what's actually sexy
April 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i'm.. i'm starting to become a whole sign believer 😧
April 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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we need a buxom pope now more than ever
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i thought easter was all about coming *back* to life?
April 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
when i'm feeling real bad i just imagine getting smashed in the head or stomach with a hugeeeee mallet, a true psychological beating
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
so like, why does the world keep enforcing the reality that i was born alone and will definitely die alone
April 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
men are so stupid oh my GOD
April 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
everyday i check the news hoping for... you know...
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
when online sellers get sassy because i haven't responded right away i just laugh bc wtf i'm not your damn boyfriend don't send me "????" because i didn't respond for an hour
April 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
when someone you trust promises you something so you believe them
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
haha nice heart full of bitterness and anguish bro. i personally just leave mine at home
April 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Guys we need communism
April 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i talk to god but the sky is empty
April 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
fuck it tear streaked makeup at work
April 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
lol does anyone like their beats fast, and their bass down low... anymore... ? guess not..
March 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM