Maja
@majajules.bsky.social
she/her • mother of dad jokes • penguin enthusiast • dog-lover
Why is January already lasting 40 days? And there's another week left??
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why is January already lasting 40 days? And there's another week left??
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Y’know, I’d be okay not living in interesting times.
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Y’know, I’d be okay not living in interesting times.
Well, it's been like 3 minutes. Welcome back! #tiktokban
Okay but no, all these American accounts saying goodbye on Tiktok makes me unnecessarily emotional, stop it. What if you're back in ... like 3 weeks? #tiktokban
January 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Well, it's been like 3 minutes. Welcome back! #tiktokban
Okay but no, all these American accounts saying goodbye on Tiktok makes me unnecessarily emotional, stop it. What if you're back in ... like 3 weeks? #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Okay but no, all these American accounts saying goodbye on Tiktok makes me unnecessarily emotional, stop it. What if you're back in ... like 3 weeks? #tiktokban
Whenever I get a massage, they tell me to relax more. I am here to say that I AM TRYING, BUT YOU'RE FINDING SPOTS I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED AND WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH EVERY GODDAMN TIME.
January 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whenever I get a massage, they tell me to relax more. I am here to say that I AM TRYING, BUT YOU'RE FINDING SPOTS I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED AND WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH EVERY GODDAMN TIME.
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Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?
Brochure.
Brochure.
January 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?
Brochure.
Brochure.
Gonna miss all the American creators on Tiktok. 🥹
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Gonna miss all the American creators on Tiktok. 🥹
What's up, world? Nevermind, I don't really wanna know what's up. The world is a scary place. Today, I just want #blissfulignorance
January 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
What's up, world? Nevermind, I don't really wanna know what's up. The world is a scary place. Today, I just want #blissfulignorance
I don't want Saturdays to end. Ever. Sundays are too close to Mondays.
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don't want Saturdays to end. Ever. Sundays are too close to Mondays.
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
It's hockey sunday. 🏒 #hockey #viennacapitals
January 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's hockey sunday. 🏒 #hockey #viennacapitals
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As we start 2025, remember that 1980 was 20 years ago.
We all agreed on this.
We all agreed on this.
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As we start 2025, remember that 1980 was 20 years ago.
We all agreed on this.
We all agreed on this.
I never, not once, know the people #Instagram suggests I might know.
January 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I never, not once, know the people #Instagram suggests I might know.
January 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Started the year with ramen and a hockey game (bonus wine and a hot dog at the game). Happy 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Started the year with ramen and a hockey game (bonus wine and a hot dog at the game). Happy 2025!
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Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
I went out yesterday. Don't contact me for the next 2-5 business days, still recovering.
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I went out yesterday. Don't contact me for the next 2-5 business days, still recovering.
24.12 to 31.12 are 8 days. The perfect time to watch all the #HarryPotter movies. ⚡🪄
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
24.12 to 31.12 are 8 days. The perfect time to watch all the #HarryPotter movies. ⚡🪄
Judging #NHL teams by their puppies to figure out my favorite team. @tblightning.bsky.social's Bolt is a sweetie, he looks like a fun, cheeky boy. 🥹 #hockey
Urge to pet: 9/10
Work ethic: 10/10
Nap cuddle potential: 8/10
Good boy vibes: 7/10
Smile: 8/10
Credit: www.instagram.com/p/CTDId1DJzB...
Urge to pet: 9/10
Work ethic: 10/10
Nap cuddle potential: 8/10
Good boy vibes: 7/10
Smile: 8/10
Credit: www.instagram.com/p/CTDId1DJzB...
December 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Judging #NHL teams by their puppies to figure out my favorite team. @tblightning.bsky.social's Bolt is a sweetie, he looks like a fun, cheeky boy. 🥹 #hockey
Urge to pet: 9/10
Work ethic: 10/10
Nap cuddle potential: 8/10
Good boy vibes: 7/10
Smile: 8/10
Credit: www.instagram.com/p/CTDId1DJzB...
Urge to pet: 9/10
Work ethic: 10/10
Nap cuddle potential: 8/10
Good boy vibes: 7/10
Smile: 8/10
Credit: www.instagram.com/p/CTDId1DJzB...
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think i only have it in me to jingle half the way this year
December 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
think i only have it in me to jingle half the way this year
Because this is an important topic all year round, but especially round the holidays.
In Europe, there are national suicide prevention hotlines, but you can always call 112 in emergencies Europe-wide. ☎️ You're not alone. #help
In Europe, there are national suicide prevention hotlines, but you can always call 112 in emergencies Europe-wide. ☎️ You're not alone. #help
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 24, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Because this is an important topic all year round, but especially round the holidays.
In Europe, there are national suicide prevention hotlines, but you can always call 112 in emergencies Europe-wide. ☎️ You're not alone. #help
In Europe, there are national suicide prevention hotlines, but you can always call 112 in emergencies Europe-wide. ☎️ You're not alone. #help