@majesticrybear.bsky.social
Congratulations to the best movie of the year Paddington 2. It has won this award 7 years in a row.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations to the best movie of the year Paddington 2. It has won this award 7 years in a row.
My specific mental illness is when my accountant asks for a full breakdown of my monthly home expenses, I have to take 10 minutes to convince myself delete the "Candles $3600" I originally included as a joke.
September 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My specific mental illness is when my accountant asks for a full breakdown of my monthly home expenses, I have to take 10 minutes to convince myself delete the "Candles $3600" I originally included as a joke.
Congrats to Oreo Speedwagon for catching his first mouse last night!
July 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Congrats to Oreo Speedwagon for catching his first mouse last night!
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@iankarmel.bsky.social @isaacklee.bsky.social
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
This is basically All Fantasy Everything
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
This is basically All Fantasy Everything
June 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social @isaacklee.bsky.social
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
This is basically All Fantasy Everything
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
This is basically All Fantasy Everything
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In loving memory of Moshu 🍎
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
In loving memory of Moshu 🍎
@dorknighttrivia.bsky.social rocking the trivia at calapooia brewery
April 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@dorknighttrivia.bsky.social rocking the trivia at calapooia brewery
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025
March 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025
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For the 27th consecutive year, the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to Con Air.
March 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
For the 27th consecutive year, the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to Con Air.
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"Let's shag ass."
February 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Let's shag ass."
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frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”
there is a dentist here in Mexico City who operates out of an office shaped like a tooth
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”
Look at that drool puddle my cat made while napping
January 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look at that drool puddle my cat made while napping
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
Tree is up! How long until the cat knocks it down?
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Tree is up! How long until the cat knocks it down?
My parents' relish tray
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
My parents' relish tray
Cat is cat
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Cat is cat
This criminal was caught on the kitchen counter licking meatball grease.
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM
This criminal was caught on the kitchen counter licking meatball grease.
Another (throwback) cat pic
November 15, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Another (throwback) cat pic
Obligatory cat post.
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Obligatory cat post.