Malibu Turtle
@malibuturtle.bsky.social
An anarchist turtle living the good life in Malibu. Not as harmless as I look.
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From just before Trump invaded Venezuela and started threatening Denmark.
Biden's aging brain caused him to slow down and cede decisions to his staff of experts.
Trump's form of dementia is causing deteriorated impulse control, and the confabulation of lies and fantasies, driving him to violence and destruction, which his cadre of sycophants only encourage.
Trump's form of dementia is causing deteriorated impulse control, and the confabulation of lies and fantasies, driving him to violence and destruction, which his cadre of sycophants only encourage.
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
From just before Trump invaded Venezuela and started threatening Denmark.
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YESTERDAY, esteemed members of the Inner Hive got the Tom the Dancing Bug comic that will be published later TODAY, and so already know the inside story of the Venezuela invasion.
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
The Inner Hive - Tom The Dancing Bug Page
- What is the Inner Hive? It's a subscription service. It's a secret society. It's a ragtag group of ne'er-do-wells with ideas that are so crazy, they just might work. It's the team that literally mak...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
YESTERDAY, esteemed members of the Inner Hive got the Tom the Dancing Bug comic that will be published later TODAY, and so already know the inside story of the Venezuela invasion.
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
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Years ago, when independent newspapers and local media began to disappear, one of the funniest and most incisive cartoonists asked for direct support so he could continue to make brilliant stuff. This was rare at the time.
I’ve been a subscriber since then and I CANNOT recommend it highly enough!
I’ve been a subscriber since then and I CANNOT recommend it highly enough!
YESTERDAY, esteemed members of the Inner Hive got the Tom the Dancing Bug comic that will be published later TODAY, and so already know the inside story of the Venezuela invasion.
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
You can too! 🐑🥫✌️
bit.ly/theInnerHive
The Inner Hive - Tom The Dancing Bug Page
- What is the Inner Hive? It's a subscription service. It's a secret society. It's a ragtag group of ne'er-do-wells with ideas that are so crazy, they just might work. It's the team that literally mak...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Years ago, when independent newspapers and local media began to disappear, one of the funniest and most incisive cartoonists asked for direct support so he could continue to make brilliant stuff. This was rare at the time.
I’ve been a subscriber since then and I CANNOT recommend it highly enough!
I’ve been a subscriber since then and I CANNOT recommend it highly enough!
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🔴 This week’s comic is now up on @boingboing.net
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at invading Venezuela
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at invading Venezuela
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Tom the Dancing Bug: A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at invading Venezuela
Please join the team that makes it possible for your friendly neighborhood comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug to exist in this world! And be the first on your block…
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January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
🔴 This week’s comic is now up on @boingboing.net
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at invading Venezuela
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boingboing.net/2026/01/07/t...
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at invading Venezuela
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boingboing.net/2026/01/07/t...
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a Venezuela invasion
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Brought to you by the proud and mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member G.L. Waters and new member Laura Testa-Reyes.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a Venezuela invasion
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Brought to you by the proud and mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member G.L. Waters and new member Laura Testa-Reyes.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a Venezuela invasion
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Brought to you by the proud and mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member G.L. Waters and new member Laura Testa-Reyes.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a Venezuela invasion
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Brought to you by the proud and mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member G.L. Waters and new member Laura Testa-Reyes.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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Increasingly it appears that Trump was a pimp.
WOW! New reporting by WSJ today that Trump sent his spa workers (young woman) from Mar-A-Lago to Jeffrey Epstein's despite knowing he was "sexually suggestive and exposing himself." In other words Trump committed SEX TRAFFICKING.
www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Increasingly it appears that Trump was a pimp.
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This day in history. 1929. Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians first played "Auld Lang Syne" which I think translates as "We're not wearing pants."
December 31, 2023 at 11:01 AM
This day in history. 1929. Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians first played "Auld Lang Syne" which I think translates as "We're not wearing pants."
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Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
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TOP SEVEN PHILIPPÉ WYNNE END-OF-SONG RIFFING ON SPINNERS SONGS
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#1 Sadie (Live -1974)
youtu.be/SwssjM57EmE?...
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#1 Sadie (Live -1974)
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Sadie (Live 1974 Concert Version)
YouTube video by The Spinners - Topic
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December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
TOP SEVEN PHILIPPÉ WYNNE END-OF-SONG RIFFING ON SPINNERS SONGS
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#1 Sadie (Live -1974)
youtu.be/SwssjM57EmE?...
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#1 Sadie (Live -1974)
youtu.be/SwssjM57EmE?...
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Presenting the hotly anticipated, intensely debated, joyously celebrated daily countdown of
TOP TEN TOM THE DANCING BUGS OF 2025!
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TOP TEN TOM THE DANCING BUGS OF 2025!
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December 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Presenting the hotly anticipated, intensely debated, joyously celebrated daily countdown of
TOP TEN TOM THE DANCING BUGS OF 2025!
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TOP TEN TOM THE DANCING BUGS OF 2025!
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This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status.
These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.
These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.
Trump has revoked legal status for at least 1.6 million immigrants over the past year by cancelling programs like TPS and student visas.
Remember: these are people who entered the country legally.
Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.
Remember: these are people who entered the country legally.
Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status.
These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.
These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.
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Bari Weiss, with her keen, objective journalistic judgment said she killed this report because it “didn’t advance the ball.”
Just 100% innocent people sent by the USA to be sexually and violently tortured for months.
Just 100% innocent people sent by the USA to be sexually and violently tortured for months.
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bari Weiss, with her keen, objective journalistic judgment said she killed this report because it “didn’t advance the ball.”
Just 100% innocent people sent by the USA to be sexually and violently tortured for months.
Just 100% innocent people sent by the USA to be sexually and violently tortured for months.
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8️⃣ THE NUMBER EIGHT TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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Elon Musk and His Doge Pals, in "Auto Graft," from the week of March 10
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Elon Musk and His Doge Pals, in "Auto Graft," from the week of March 10
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
8️⃣ THE NUMBER EIGHT TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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Elon Musk and His Doge Pals, in "Auto Graft," from the week of March 10
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Elon Musk and His Doge Pals, in "Auto Graft," from the week of March 10
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
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Somebody needs an extended Grippy Sock Staycation.
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Somebody needs an extended Grippy Sock Staycation.
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Returning to his previous life where he rented out his ginormous fucking forehead for IMAX screenings.
FBI DEPUTY DIRECTOR DAN BONGINO SAYS HE WILL RESIGN IN JANUARY
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Returning to his previous life where he rented out his ginormous fucking forehead for IMAX screenings.
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where libs post from
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
where libs post from
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Bye Bye, Bingo Bongo: Blubbering Buffon Backtracks Bureau Billet. Back Broadcasting Bloviations Betimes?
BREAKING
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino announces he is leaving the agency in January.
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino announces he is leaving the agency in January.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bye Bye, Bingo Bongo: Blubbering Buffon Backtracks Bureau Billet. Back Broadcasting Bloviations Betimes?
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THANK CHRIST AND FUCK
Still hope his ship-jumping-rat ass does some time. Like, 'your new name is "Glove"' time.
Still hope his ship-jumping-rat ass does some time. Like, 'your new name is "Glove"' time.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
THANK CHRIST AND FUCK
Still hope his ship-jumping-rat ass does some time. Like, 'your new name is "Glove"' time.
Still hope his ship-jumping-rat ass does some time. Like, 'your new name is "Glove"' time.
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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🚨Trump takes the stage tonight for a national address. To help you navigate the chaos, here is your official Lincoln Square BINGO card for every messy moment we all come expect when Trump goes live.
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🚨Trump takes the stage tonight for a national address. To help you navigate the chaos, here is your official Lincoln Square BINGO card for every messy moment we all come expect when Trump goes live.
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The Trump regime is, indeed, running out of lawyers, and the only ones who are willing to stay and be part of their lawless attack on peace & justice are incompetent
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Unprecedented errors are eroding the credibility of Trump's Justice Department
In years past, it was relatively rare for a federal court to question the Justice Department's competency or good faith. But such questions are becoming more common.
www.reuters.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Trump regime is, indeed, running out of lawyers, and the only ones who are willing to stay and be part of their lawless attack on peace & justice are incompetent
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Saturday afternoon cartoons…
📣 IT'S THE TOM... oh, you know.
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This week!
🛥️ Trump's war on drug convictions
🙉 Null and the Void 1995 World Tour t-shirts
👶 A surprising baby
👃 Just Noses
🦸 Energy Man vs. God-Man
🐶 The Secret Origin of Otis
& MORE of course
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Free for you only!
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This week!
🛥️ Trump's war on drug convictions
🙉 Null and the Void 1995 World Tour t-shirts
👶 A surprising baby
👃 Just Noses
🦸 Energy Man vs. God-Man
🐶 The Secret Origin of Otis
& MORE of course
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Free for you only!
tomthedancingbug.substack.com/p/pardon-me
Pardon me?
Trump's war on drug trafficker convictions
tomthedancingbug.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Saturday afternoon cartoons…