Gritizen
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Gritizen
@mallpretzels.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Last month, I experienced Gritty's Chaos Corner for the first time, over a few games. The most fun I've had at a sports game, and I'd recommend it to anyone, unless you're one of those cranks who doesn't like Gritty.
Here's a quick highlight reel I threw together, featuring The Boils
Here's a quick highlight reel I threw together, featuring The Boils
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October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I decided - just now - that I'm going to get super into Dungeon Synth.
Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory.
Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?
Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory.
Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I decided - just now - that I'm going to get super into Dungeon Synth.
Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory.
Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?
Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory.
Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?
Haven't been on here in several months.
I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely.
So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?
I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely.
So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?
September 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Haven't been on here in several months.
I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely.
So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?
I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely.
So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?
There must have been something quite convincing in that Myles Garrett contract extension that made him u-turn from wanting a Super Bowl run to re-signing with the Browns...
March 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There must have been something quite convincing in that Myles Garrett contract extension that made him u-turn from wanting a Super Bowl run to re-signing with the Browns...
If you like penalties followed by impotent powerplays, then the Flyers and the Kraken just put on a clinic for you.
And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.
And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.
March 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you like penalties followed by impotent powerplays, then the Flyers and the Kraken just put on a clinic for you.
And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.
And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.
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Good dude. The best dude. The move was right, but I'm still BIG SAD.
Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.
Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Good dude. The best dude. The move was right, but I'm still BIG SAD.
Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.
Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.
"From my cold dead hands"
-Nick Sirianni, probably
-Nick Sirianni, probably
The Green Bay Packers are the team that submitted a proposal to the NFL’s competition committee to ban the tush push, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social.
February 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"From my cold dead hands"
-Nick Sirianni, probably
-Nick Sirianni, probably
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Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke
February 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke
I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.
32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.
First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.
32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.
February 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.
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Jake the Make clocking in early.
Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery.
Go Birds.
Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery.
Go Birds.
February 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jake the Make clocking in early.
Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery.
Go Birds.
Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery.
Go Birds.
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That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds
Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
February 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
Go Birds, but also
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm a wreck right now behind him
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm a wreck right now behind him
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Go Birds, but also
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It’s important to remind people today that:
-Philadelphia is the best country on earth
-The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and
-Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow.
Thank you.
God Bless.
-Philadelphia is the best country on earth
-The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and
-Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow.
Thank you.
God Bless.
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s important to remind people today that:
-Philadelphia is the best country on earth
-The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and
-Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow.
Thank you.
God Bless.
-Philadelphia is the best country on earth
-The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and
-Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow.
Thank you.
God Bless.
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Gritty continues to be a real one
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gritty continues to be a real one
The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough.
I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.
I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough.
I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.
I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.
I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America".
At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded"
We are living in a cuckoo clock.
At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded"
We are living in a cuckoo clock.
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America".
At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded"
We are living in a cuckoo clock.
At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded"
We are living in a cuckoo clock.
Next week, Divisional Round drinking game.
Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.
Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Next week, Divisional Round drinking game.
Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.
Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.
My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone.
I've been sitting still for 3 hours.
Sports is dumb.
I've been sitting still for 3 hours.
Sports is dumb.
January 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone.
I've been sitting still for 3 hours.
Sports is dumb.
I've been sitting still for 3 hours.
Sports is dumb.