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making a platform with character limits is anti-autistic hate, I know my rights, you can't fucking do this to me, i have a god-given right to yap and when the revolution comes all you bourgeois dogs will hear all my insipid star trek opinions so help me go
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when i block you it's because i'm curating my internet experience and not giving energy to bad faith actors but when you block me it's because you're an L pussy crashing out epic style and you can't handle the gigachad realness i'm serving
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Me when my cats won't stop yelling at me in unison
Longhairs all think alike
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me when my cats won't stop yelling at me in unison
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sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here
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AO3 writers: "That's free real estate"
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
AO3 writers: "That's free real estate"
i feel like any level of willing, knowing personal association with one of the most prolific serial child rapists in history is uh. inexcusable? indefensible? unacceptable? Really any and all of those words, and more.
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i feel like any level of willing, knowing personal association with one of the most prolific serial child rapists in history is uh. inexcusable? indefensible? unacceptable? Really any and all of those words, and more.
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me when i see the ice cream truck
a cartoon drawing of a girl with red hair and a blue sky
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a girl with red hair and a blue sky
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me when i see the ice cream truck
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
"Fred, stop drinking on the fucking job, you installed the cupholders where the steering wheels are supposed to be."
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Fred, stop drinking on the fucking job, you installed the cupholders where the steering wheels are supposed to be."
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Oh but when *I* dig through cellular rubbish I'm "trespassing" and "being forcefully escorted away from the Apple store dumpster"
This is absolutely amazing. #Science 🧪
The proteasome, cleaving proteins into antimicrobial peptides. Biology is a amazing
“There’s something that we thought is so familiar and so well understood, and then boom — something totally unexpected and exciting comes out of it.” — Medzhitov
The proteasome, cleaving proteins into antimicrobial peptides. Biology is a amazing
“There’s something that we thought is so familiar and so well understood, and then boom — something totally unexpected and exciting comes out of it.” — Medzhitov
This scientist found a new trick of the immune system by digging through cellular rubbish
Yifat Merbl is part of Nature’s 10, a list of people who shaped science in 2025.
www.nature.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh but when *I* dig through cellular rubbish I'm "trespassing" and "being forcefully escorted away from the Apple store dumpster"
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The Voith-Schneider Propeller is a vertical-axis marine drive whose spinning blades change pitch continuously, letting a ship generate instant thrust in any direction, like a helicopter rotor underwater. Super-maneuverable, perfect for tugs and ferries.
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Voith-Schneider Propeller is a vertical-axis marine drive whose spinning blades change pitch continuously, letting a ship generate instant thrust in any direction, like a helicopter rotor underwater. Super-maneuverable, perfect for tugs and ferries.
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i went to the bathrooms and stopped because i saw that they were labeled "ladies" and "gentlemen" but since i know that there are no true "gentle" men in this fallen and sinful earth i just sat uncomfortably on the bus for two hours and pooped at home.
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i went to the bathrooms and stopped because i saw that they were labeled "ladies" and "gentlemen" but since i know that there are no true "gentle" men in this fallen and sinful earth i just sat uncomfortably on the bus for two hours and pooped at home.
okay but that ad literally did convince me to go get some pears. They were delicious, BTW.
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
okay but that ad literally did convince me to go get some pears. They were delicious, BTW.
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
criterion collection but for youtube poops
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
criterion collection but for youtube poops
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Anyone else not happy about how much mainstream coverage the Mexican white supremicist neo mazi twink is getting (this is what ill be calling him as to not contribute to the problem). I remember this in 2015 when Trump started to rise...
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone else not happy about how much mainstream coverage the Mexican white supremicist neo mazi twink is getting (this is what ill be calling him as to not contribute to the problem). I remember this in 2015 when Trump started to rise...
honestly that might be pushing it a lot of us seem to only like a handful of specific episodes of a single Star Trek show
The reaction to that Starfleet Academy poster is adding more to my theory that Star Trek fans only really like one Star Trek show and they wish every other Star Trek show was like that one show.
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
honestly that might be pushing it a lot of us seem to only like a handful of specific episodes of a single Star Trek show
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