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malwhere.northsky.social
Mallory Where
@malwhere.northsky.social
1.9K followers 910 following 7.7K posts
she/it
bad for your computer
literally a lesbian from california
blursed with the wisdom of tiresias
too pretty to proofread my skeets

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malwhere.northsky.social
no makeup, no jewelry, kirkland signature shirt; idk I think I might just look pretty fuckin good
Mirror selfie of a white woman with brown hair wearing a black shirt and blue jeans.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
look I don’t make the rules here
Denji from Chainsaw Man saying “Gimme my tits back!”
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
malwhere.northsky.social
Well I mean I’m in episode 2 so I’m still figuring this out but like first of all
Screenshot of Makima from Chainsaw Man telling Denji ‘I expect "yes" or "woof" for answers. I don't need a dog that says "no."’
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
malwhere.northsky.social
Literally cannot find a difference between this and that time when a bunch of Iowans confronted Joni Ernst about how her voting to stop ACA subsidies would kill people and she replied “we all will die some day” like bitch are you trolling us
emma (toys) @freeuse.toys • 1h • look at bio she/it 100+ Blocks 20+ Blocks Toxic Posting UTC-08:00 not to mention my body literally doesn't produce hormones anymore, so yes I will actually die 1 35 • • • Vivian Ferretwoman pup/pups she/it • she/we @applepup47.b... • 1h DST +1 Hour Night Owl UTC-05:00 same, but i guess dying of osteoporosis is just a dark night of the mind 1 30 ••• pinkslurryclub.bsky.social @pinkslurryclub.bsky.social 20+ Blocks Toxic Posting We're all going to die of something. 2:15 PM • Feb 6, 2026
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
trans people: there’s a safe drug that politicians keep trying to restrict our access to. some of us need it to live. taking it is often the difference between us wanting to live and wanting to die.

”””allies”””: well, you know, whomst among us hasn’t had a bad day lol, doesn’t sound so bad to me
Screenshot of @pinkslurryclub.bsky.social posting a Google AI search summary that reads: Transgender people will not directly die from simply stopping or not taking gender-affirming hormones (GAHT). However, lacking access to hormone therapy is associated with increased mental health risks, including higher rates of severe psychological distress and suicidal ideation, particularly for youth. While hormone therapy is generally safe, studies show that long-term, it may have potential, though not certain, risks of cardiovascular disease and certain cancers. …and then a follow-up skeet reading: As for the mental health stuff, we all have our dark nights of the soul, don't we?
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
…it’s possible that I forgot to mention that I was doing this to someone very important
Message from my girlfriend, whose username and profile photo are redacted, reading simply “Blonde??”
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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a little bit of blonde
Selfie of a white woman with brown hair that has been highlighted a bit. She is wearing a green T-shirt, a black jacket, and a lesbian pride flag necklace
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
looking into this
Discord message: Yeah honestly I love that; I think this is arguably the one way in which my professional interests dovetail with my kinks. Like the way I treat computers is undeniably dommy. I demean them; I expect them to do exactly what I want and nothing else; I dig around inside their brains and dictate what they're for.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Photo of Dracula Flow
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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I've never muted a word in my time on this website or in the ~5 years I used twitter. Until now I've just been rawdogging all of your Content. Truly this is the end of an era
Screenshot of bluesky settings showing that "stancil" has been muted in text & tags
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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nobody:

germany:
A massive hodgepodge of kingdoms and dukedoms that looks fairly accurate to Germany in the early Holy Roman Empire
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I get to keep it
Photo of a brown ceramic tiki mug carved to look kind of like pineapple skin; carved into it are the words VENTIKI VENTURA, CA The other side of the same mug on the other side; it’s a fairly classic (if characteristically culturally appropriative) “tiki mask”
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
Whats the third state between life and death, wrong answers only? I’ll start: living in Ohio
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
maybe dial it back a bit there guys
Poster reading “in Pasadena as it is in heaven”
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
you don’t fuckin know me, asshole
Photo of a neon sign on a highway median, in the style of a US Highway sign, reading “RELAX UR OK”
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Casual anti-Los Angeles propaganda on SF MUNI 😤
Photo of a sandwich board sign reading “Don’t be a Dodger. Pay your fare.” A man is depicted jumping a turnstile; a baseball cap is flying off of his head as he does. The word “Dodger” is a royal blue, as is the man and his baseball cap. The color (along with the fact that the word “Dodger” is capitalized when none of the rest of the sign is in title case) heavily implies that the fare jumper is an LA Dodgers fan, a group notoriously despised by San Franciscans.
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
malwhere.northsky.social
Currently hanging out at the place I last got married; for those keeping score at home, I am doing absolutely fine
Photo of an old fashioned and a glass of water sitting on a table beside a water feature with flames dancing on it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
malwhere.northsky.social
I think my hair looks pretty today
Mirror selfie of a white woman with brown hair. She is wearing a white long-sleeve top and blue jeans, and she has a full face of makeup and a gold necklace. Her hair looks pretty today.
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Instagram algorithm update: I am now getting suggested posts about lesbian life in Germany
Screenshot of an Instagram video post by an account called re_car_duh with a woman in a sweater in a car dealership, captioned “Lesben im Autohaus:”
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Etsy knows enough about me to know I want to shop for collars and yet somehow not enough to know that I don’t want “fake collars for women,” I want REAL collars for DOG WOMEN smdh
Screenshot from the Etsy app where the suggested search pre-populated in the search bar reads “Search for ‘fake collars for women’.”
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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this fucking game called me bitchless
screenshot of elden ring with subtitle reading "But you, I am afraid, are maidenless"
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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me: "Hi bank, I asked you to change my name last month and it looks like my name at birth is still on my account. Here are my documents; please update it. tysm! --Mallory"

bank: "HI THERE [DEADNAME]! I'M HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT! YEP, [DEADNAME], YOU'RE RIGHT, WE HAVEN'T CHANGED IT"
Hello [deadname], Thank you for contacting us. I will be glad to review your request. We appreciate your writing to us. [Deadname], we confirm the checking account is not updated with your new name.
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
The Tex-Mex place with the huge margs moved to Pier Fucking 39 for some reason, so: change of plans
Photo of a plate of pan-fried chicken dumplings and a partially-consumed glass of draft beer
January 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
malwhere.northsky.social
magical things are happening when I pout about the dommes ganging up on me
Discord screenshot reading "Aw it's thinking of unionizing!"
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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I love when men show up, ignore the part of my bio that spells out that I’m a lesbian, call me a princess, say they’re Williams, and then get vaporized
Chat requests Deleted Account • 4h Hey princess ❤️ I'm Williams Not followed by anyone you're following Delete chat
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM