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Ask a school-age child in your life about active shooter drills. Ask what they do, and how it makes them feel.

I promise you have no idea.

And if you somehow see this, tell me how knowing a child in your life is going through that in school makes YOU feel.
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The one thing I'll say is that the Trump post on the Reiners is even more deranged and cut off from all reality when you remember that Michele shot the cover photo for Art of the Deal. Trump usually never passes up a chance to point out stuff like that. He's lost all grip on reality.
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A lesson for the religious right.
If this were truly a Christian nation.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #ChristianNation
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every morning the news is like a war, hearing about the latest attacks on America and how some of them are thwarted but new ones pop up all the time.

Except the attacker is the president and a bunch of Americans wanted this.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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This piece took me over 2 months to write.
It’s about a man given illegal orders that is impossible not to obey.
Please read.

open.substack.com/pub/joadt/p/...
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A Story About Illegal Orders
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My usual line, when asked why I don't drink, is "I have enough expensive hobbies already".
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
States need to prosecute the people carrying out Trump's orders whenever possible.

He may be "immune", but his flunkies aren't, and the more they face consequences, the less they'll go along with the Madness of King Donnie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Or as I would put it: the rich guy didn't get rich by saying "no thanks" to people who offer him money.
“You will hear everlastingly, in all discussions about newspapers, companies, aristocracies, or party politics, this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man…”

—G.K. Chesterton
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Hundreds of thousands of people, dead because of a decision made by the world's richest man
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Eight months ago, Rep. Sylvester Turner D-TX died. His seat in the U.S. House is still vacant. On Tuesday, two Dems advanced to a runoff for that Houston-area seat. When is the runoff?? We don't know.

That runoff date still must be set by Gov. Greg Abbott.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Did You Know???…

The conviction of police deputy Sean Grayson for the murder of Sonya Massey is *the first time in US history* a cop was convicted of murdering a Black woman
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Someone said RFK sounds like Jason Funderberker and I can't unhear it.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why would he WANT a third term? Yeah, he wants to avoid prison, but why would anyone ELSE want to help him do that?

I don't think the Rs think they can win another presidential election. They have no one but the pumpkin, with a barge of goblins and ghouls behind him, wanting to stay in the dark.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I liked it better when he kept his self-centered ass in Florida because he hated the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, no one is stopping him, so there'll be a ballroom. And it will be a gaudy gold-hued eyesore, just like his old apartment, because that's what his sad lizard brain thinks is "wealth" and "success".
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Would you be surprised if the reason he's blowing up boats from Venezuela is that the Peace Prize winner is from there?

I have no doubt he'd be that petty.
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In a way I'm glad Hegseth and pumpkin man did that stupid speech. It allowed the top brass to see the crazy, inept weirdos they are, completely unfiltered and unedited. Now they can have that picture in their minds when the BS orders start coming in.
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"There's your answer, fishbulb!"

Also, when people repeat the same dumb action, I think BZZT "ow!" BZZT "ow!" from Bart repeatedly grabbing the electrified cupcake (Lisa's 'is a hamster smarter than my brother' science fair project).
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So let's say I wanted to give Gomer a bunch of money. Doing so would have tax implications and might be unlawful.

If, however, Gomer filed a sham lawsuit, and we "settled" for that sum, I could make my donation openly and without serious consequences.
Another big tech company capitulated today as YouTube agreed to pay $24.5 million to settle a bogus lawsuit brought by Trump.

Here's what I can promise you: Democracy Docket will never bow down. It will never compromise. It will never obey.

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September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The really sad part is, he probably asked for quality stuff, but his people know that he can't tell the difference. So they put gold spray paint on some Home Depot crap and pocketed the rest, and Sundown Grandpa is none the wiser.
Trump: “Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I've said it before, but: people are going to be really, really mad at this one. I got it so fast because there were literally no other possibilities.

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September 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"Tylenol is dangerous!"

"Even Tylenol with codeine?"

"Aw, hell naw, love that stuff, you got any?"
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My wife bought a bunch of new lamps, but she doesn't know how to set them up in the Kasa app.

Welcome to my home: Peter Lampton, Victor von Lampenstein, Vince Lampbardi, Barbara Lampton, and Englebert Lamperdink.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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This is a 9-0 Supreme Court decision from just last year.
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM