mike
@manatr0n.bsky.social
Honestly yall I have no idea what I'm doing
Ok we've had 26 seconds of football, time for an ad break
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok we've had 26 seconds of football, time for an ad break
Me: "I think there's something wrong with my permunculus"
Dr that just remembered the one anatomy class they skipped and doesn't want to sound dumb in front of a patient: "yep that's a thing let's have a look"
Dr that just remembered the one anatomy class they skipped and doesn't want to sound dumb in front of a patient: "yep that's a thing let's have a look"
Imagine a radiologist is using a cutting-edge AI tool to analyze your brain scan. The scan flags a problem in your "basilar ganglia." The problem is, there's no such thing.
Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/health/71804...
Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/health/71804...
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Me: "I think there's something wrong with my permunculus"
Dr that just remembered the one anatomy class they skipped and doesn't want to sound dumb in front of a patient: "yep that's a thing let's have a look"
Dr that just remembered the one anatomy class they skipped and doesn't want to sound dumb in front of a patient: "yep that's a thing let's have a look"
Weird to see the billionaires of newspapers whitewashing the report that would show, if not redacted in is entitirity, all the billionaires implicated in the largest human trafficking operation in history.
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Weird to see the billionaires of newspapers whitewashing the report that would show, if not redacted in is entitirity, all the billionaires implicated in the largest human trafficking operation in history.
Has to be the most pathetic president in history. He has to build monuments and name buildings after himself because absolutely no one will do it for him. This is what happens when you're a piece of shit your entire life.
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Has to be the most pathetic president in history. He has to build monuments and name buildings after himself because absolutely no one will do it for him. This is what happens when you're a piece of shit your entire life.
Ohhhh this is gonna piss off conservatives
Barbara Rose Johns was 16 when she led a walkout at her high school, credited with helping end school segregation. Her statue replaces Robert E. Lee's, which was removed in 2020.
Her 1951 walkout helped end school segregation. Now her statue is in the U.S. Capitol
Barbara Rose Johns was 16 when she led a walkout at her high school, credited with helping end school segregation. Her statue replaces Robert E. Lee's, which was removed in 2020.
n.pr
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ohhhh this is gonna piss off conservatives
Bluesky is two posts right now: talking about Rob Reiner's death, and talking about trump talking about Rob Reiner's death.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bluesky is two posts right now: talking about Rob Reiner's death, and talking about trump talking about Rob Reiner's death.
Republicans blame dems for cherry picking the epstein photos that make Trump look bad but... yall got the same set of photos... why don't you release the ones that make him look good?
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Republicans blame dems for cherry picking the epstein photos that make Trump look bad but... yall got the same set of photos... why don't you release the ones that make him look good?
Basketball is impossible to watch bc its like 10 seconds of basketball and then 5 minutes of fouls and timeouts.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Basketball is impossible to watch bc its like 10 seconds of basketball and then 5 minutes of fouls and timeouts.
Reposted by mike
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
Trump isn't cracking down on cartels, he's eliminating the competition
Remember in May when Trump gave asylum to 17 family members of the Sinaloa cartel after making a deal with El Chapo’s son? And did you know in 2013, El Chapo bribed Juan Hernandez- who trump just pardoned - in exchange for protection in Honduras? I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence.
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Trump isn't cracking down on cartels, he's eliminating the competition
I imagine he was oppressive towards them in their youth under the excuse that he was protecting them, but went and voted for the type of guy he claimed to be protecting them against, and they realized he was full of shit their whole life.
Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I imagine he was oppressive towards them in their youth under the excuse that he was protecting them, but went and voted for the type of guy he claimed to be protecting them against, and they realized he was full of shit their whole life.
If that's not good enough, how about the fucking ten commandments they love so much
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If that's not good enough, how about the fucking ten commandments they love so much
"Stop kicking my seat or I'll introduce you to the holy ghost here"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Stop kicking my seat or I'll introduce you to the holy ghost here"
Raising money for a superbowl ad that's just me screaming for 10 seconds
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Raising money for a superbowl ad that's just me screaming for 10 seconds
Headlines today are like "Kash Patel uses FBI to kidnap Americans and force them to act in his own private Medieval Times restaurant, which has some experts concerned about ethics violations"
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Headlines today are like "Kash Patel uses FBI to kidnap Americans and force them to act in his own private Medieval Times restaurant, which has some experts concerned about ethics violations"
It's Christopher Walken
None other than beloved character actor Richard Kind
Who will play Dorothy in Wicked: For Good? Well, we have the answer.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's Christopher Walken
"Omg the birds singing are so beautiful"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Omg the birds singing are so beautiful"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Red states can't gerrymander their maps anymore bc they are already severely gerrymandered, and redrawing them again will likely just end up creating other blue districts.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Red states can't gerrymander their maps anymore bc they are already severely gerrymandered, and redrawing them again will likely just end up creating other blue districts.
What if instead of 4 quarters of alternating possession in the nfl, each team gets one half of offense to score as many touchdowns as possible.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What if instead of 4 quarters of alternating possession in the nfl, each team gets one half of offense to score as many touchdowns as possible.
New Rules for high public offices (president, governor, mayor): if objective metrics on major societal issues do not improve under their term (e.g. poverty, crime, income, affordability, etc.), barring some catastrophic event (major disasters, etc.), the incumbent is barred from reelection.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New Rules for high public offices (president, governor, mayor): if objective metrics on major societal issues do not improve under their term (e.g. poverty, crime, income, affordability, etc.), barring some catastrophic event (major disasters, etc.), the incumbent is barred from reelection.
I still think it's absolutely insane that Megan Kelly thought it was a good idea to say that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I still think it's absolutely insane that Megan Kelly thought it was a good idea to say that shit.
I think its accurate to assume that anyone voting to not release the epstein files are either in it or have some other criminal ties to the people in it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think its accurate to assume that anyone voting to not release the epstein files are either in it or have some other criminal ties to the people in it.
People not going to the doctor when they are healthy is fraud now I guess
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
People not going to the doctor when they are healthy is fraud now I guess
If I'm in your store for 5 minutes and I get asked how my day is by 4 different people I'm gonna flip out. I know it sounds ridiculous but there's such a thing as politeness overload. I just want to buy something I'm not here to socialize.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If I'm in your store for 5 minutes and I get asked how my day is by 4 different people I'm gonna flip out. I know it sounds ridiculous but there's such a thing as politeness overload. I just want to buy something I'm not here to socialize.
FREE BODEGA CATS FOR EVERYONE
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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