Sam - maniacalchimera
@maniacalchimera.bsky.social
they/them
i'm like if a seagull was a person
i'm like if a seagull was a person
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July 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Balatro has been shortlisted for Pocket Gamer People’s Choice award in the Mobile Game Awards!
Throw your (hanging chad) vote here:
www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...
Throw your (hanging chad) vote here:
www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Balatro has been shortlisted for Pocket Gamer People’s Choice award in the Mobile Game Awards!
Throw your (hanging chad) vote here:
www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...
Throw your (hanging chad) vote here:
www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...
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Nope! I have no earthly idea what he’s talking about 🌝
Making a roguelike is fun because you’ll get an email like “BUG: Game said there was an only a 1 in 5 chance of something bad happening and it happened. Please fix”
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Nope! I have no earthly idea what he’s talking about 🌝
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Spends months on end hyping up a forthcoming "Dungeons & Dragons" clone I'm working on which I claim will fix all of the system's problems, then when it comes out the only substantive difference from core-book 5th Edition is that "Prone" and "Supine" are two separate conditions.
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Spends months on end hyping up a forthcoming "Dungeons & Dragons" clone I'm working on which I claim will fix all of the system's problems, then when it comes out the only substantive difference from core-book 5th Edition is that "Prone" and "Supine" are two separate conditions.
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Gaming’s greatest crossover event
February 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gaming’s greatest crossover event
I don’t know why people think this game is hard. I mean you just get blueprint and you win, right?
March 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don’t know why people think this game is hard. I mean you just get blueprint and you win, right?
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The Pokémon Cafe in Japan will be running a collaboration with Pokémon Café ReMix from tomorrow in Japan! Fans will be able to order a real-life version of the Appletun Apple Jelly Soda that will also be appearing in ReMiX!
February 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Pokémon Cafe in Japan will be running a collaboration with Pokémon Café ReMix from tomorrow in Japan! Fans will be able to order a real-life version of the Appletun Apple Jelly Soda that will also be appearing in ReMiX!
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I make felt ornaments for people. I get orders for cats the most but I also make dogs, cows, birds, goats, dragons, etc. And I do custom orders so you can get an ornament that looks like your pet.
February 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I make felt ornaments for people. I get orders for cats the most but I also make dogs, cows, birds, goats, dragons, etc. And I do custom orders so you can get an ornament that looks like your pet.
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We have an adorable new resident and we’re so excited to introduce you to her: meet Priscilla! She’s a tiny lady but so full of love and sass. She’s very affectionate and already settling in well. 1/3
February 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We have an adorable new resident and we’re so excited to introduce you to her: meet Priscilla! She’s a tiny lady but so full of love and sass. She’s very affectionate and already settling in well. 1/3
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I'm moving!
... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place!
Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel
And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...
... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place!
Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel
And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...
February 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm moving!
... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place!
Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel
And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...
... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place!
Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel
And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...
bro you can’t be a misogynist to me i’m literally wearing a they/them pin
at least be transphobic instead bro
at least be transphobic instead bro
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bro you can’t be a misogynist to me i’m literally wearing a they/them pin
at least be transphobic instead bro
at least be transphobic instead bro
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🎨 Horatio Henry Couldery
(1832–1893)
"Cats by a fishbowl"
(1832–1893)
"Cats by a fishbowl"
February 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
🎨 Horatio Henry Couldery
(1832–1893)
"Cats by a fishbowl"
(1832–1893)
"Cats by a fishbowl"
“what are you, catholic?” yes actually, what you’re describing however is calvinism. again.
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“what are you, catholic?” yes actually, what you’re describing however is calvinism. again.
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I make cat quilts (including some that are quilts made for your cats!). I’m forestfloorquilts.etsy.com ! 🐈🐱🐈⬛
February 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I make cat quilts (including some that are quilts made for your cats!). I’m forestfloorquilts.etsy.com ! 🐈🐱🐈⬛
accidental gaslighting, also known as “making a mistake”
February 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
accidental gaslighting, also known as “making a mistake”
my stomach: please stop giving us lifesaver gummies, you’ve eaten half the bag today and nothing else, we are literally going to tear apart our lining trying to process this
my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both
my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
my stomach: please stop giving us lifesaver gummies, you’ve eaten half the bag today and nothing else, we are literally going to tear apart our lining trying to process this
my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both
my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both
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I’m sorry I have been such a bad influence lately. Cats should not smoke cigarettes, or eat rubber bands, or sneak outside into the courtyard when the janitor is just trying to take out the recycling. I am sorry but I likely will not be able to consistently make better choices
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I’m sorry I have been such a bad influence lately. Cats should not smoke cigarettes, or eat rubber bands, or sneak outside into the courtyard when the janitor is just trying to take out the recycling. I am sorry but I likely will not be able to consistently make better choices
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing