Maddie, but festive
@manicmumblings.bsky.social
"What if Ric Flair started The Last of Us??"
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I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
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Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
Unfortunately I've set myself up such that I *must* leave the house to run a couple last minute shopping errands, but it's rainy out and I just wanna curl up. Certainly the greatest hardship a person can face on this Christmas Eve😔
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Unfortunately I've set myself up such that I *must* leave the house to run a couple last minute shopping errands, but it's rainy out and I just wanna curl up. Certainly the greatest hardship a person can face on this Christmas Eve😔
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
Didn't win anything from the work holiday raffle-- but the ticket ahead of mine did 😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Didn't win anything from the work holiday raffle-- but the ticket ahead of mine did 😭😭😭
"Im fascinated by the psychology of parades"- my bf
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Im fascinated by the psychology of parades"- my bf
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
Made a smoothie without a banana because I simply didn't have one on hand and man... Those bitches are pretty integral to a proper smoothie, huh?
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Made a smoothie without a banana because I simply didn't have one on hand and man... Those bitches are pretty integral to a proper smoothie, huh?
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Got my flu shot yesterday and started my period today.
Ready to launch myself into the fuckin sun.
Ready to launch myself into the fuckin sun.
September 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got my flu shot yesterday and started my period today.
Ready to launch myself into the fuckin sun.
Ready to launch myself into the fuckin sun.
Hmmm. The kiosk in the work commissary is out of order. Hope that gets fixed later as I did not bring a lunch today...
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Hmmm. The kiosk in the work commissary is out of order. Hope that gets fixed later as I did not bring a lunch today...
Hoping I don't have to work tomorrow even though I could use the money because I'm so so so so tired 😴🤞
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hoping I don't have to work tomorrow even though I could use the money because I'm so so so so tired 😴🤞
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i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea
August 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea
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I’m not going to pretend “wholesome” dudes haven’t turned out to be creeps on many occasions but the way they’re trying to seed the “Pedro Pascal gropes women” thing is a pretty clear push to do an Amber Heard psy op against one of the most vocally trans-affirming people in entertainment, right
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’m not going to pretend “wholesome” dudes haven’t turned out to be creeps on many occasions but the way they’re trying to seed the “Pedro Pascal gropes women” thing is a pretty clear push to do an Amber Heard psy op against one of the most vocally trans-affirming people in entertainment, right
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The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “
Got eight (8) bug bites during my weekend in L.A.
Hell city 😤
Hell city 😤
June 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got eight (8) bug bites during my weekend in L.A.
Hell city 😤
Hell city 😤
Was going through a minor but prolonged anxiety attack so I ate some mediocre Chinese food at the mall about it and now I'm back to baseline 👍
June 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Was going through a minor but prolonged anxiety attack so I ate some mediocre Chinese food at the mall about it and now I'm back to baseline 👍
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yet again complaining that there are too many things that can cause 'fatigue'. i should be able to boot up some kind of personal HUD and find out if it's depression, dehydrated, didn't eat enough, allergies, nearly golden age of piracy levels of lack of vitamin c,
June 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
yet again complaining that there are too many things that can cause 'fatigue'. i should be able to boot up some kind of personal HUD and find out if it's depression, dehydrated, didn't eat enough, allergies, nearly golden age of piracy levels of lack of vitamin c,
My bf, bewildered: "You haven't seen the cock dragon???"
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My bf, bewildered: "You haven't seen the cock dragon???"
"I'm trying a bit where you can just *say* anything is Maoism" -my bf
April 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"I'm trying a bit where you can just *say* anything is Maoism" -my bf
"I've got the love of a beautiful woman, no small horse will best me in psychic combat!"
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"I've got the love of a beautiful woman, no small horse will best me in psychic combat!"
We've been having problems with our Internet lately, and keep getting the run around, so my bf made an FCC complaint and now they've got three work vans out here plus a supervisor 🤭
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We've been having problems with our Internet lately, and keep getting the run around, so my bf made an FCC complaint and now they've got three work vans out here plus a supervisor 🤭