Mara Johnson
@marajohnson.bsky.social
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So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
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"Exploring the solar system". We don't have ships, bases for refueling stations, bases on Mars or the Moon, and one of the only orbital stations we have will be deorbited in 2031(6 years from now). So please tell me, Mr. Altman, how the fuck are we going to do this in 10 years?
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Exploring the solar system". We don't have ships, bases for refueling stations, bases on Mars or the Moon, and one of the only orbital stations we have will be deorbited in 2031(6 years from now). So please tell me, Mr. Altman, how the fuck are we going to do this in 10 years?
Apparently my cousin beat me in completing his gender change documents. How dare he!
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Apparently my cousin beat me in completing his gender change documents. How dare he!
Herniated disc in my back. Sore throat and slight fever. Alone for the holidays, but I've got Die Hard playing from my Plex server. Happy holidays!
a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Herniated disc in my back. Sore throat and slight fever. Alone for the holidays, but I've got Die Hard playing from my Plex server. Happy holidays!
Well that was a weird moment. My internal defibrillator started beeping for a moment. I know the battery is getting low, but I wasn't expecting beeps to alert me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Well that was a weird moment. My internal defibrillator started beeping for a moment. I know the battery is getting low, but I wasn't expecting beeps to alert me.
Gay cheerleaders and gay hockey players are dominating my December feeds
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Gay cheerleaders and gay hockey players are dominating my December feeds
A second meme has hit Mara in the feels
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A second meme has hit Mara in the feels
Buy trans thigh highs for thirst trap photos: ❌
Buy trans thigh highs and wear them because its cold: ✅
Buy trans thigh highs and wear them because its cold: ✅
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Buy trans thigh highs for thirst trap photos: ❌
Buy trans thigh highs and wear them because its cold: ✅
Buy trans thigh highs and wear them because its cold: ✅
Over 30 selfie thread
From a few days back, but still 46
From a few days back, but still 46
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Over 30 selfie thread
From a few days back, but still 46
From a few days back, but still 46
And now the red tape parade begins! I went to the courthouse and the clerk gave me certified copies of my name change order. She had no idea why the other ones hadn't been delivered yet.
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
And now the red tape parade begins! I went to the courthouse and the clerk gave me certified copies of my name change order. She had no idea why the other ones hadn't been delivered yet.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
I'm going to fine
Who's coming to save you?
I'm going to fine
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
I'm going to fine
Who's coming to save you?
I'm going to fine
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
I met alternate universe Mara in a match
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I met alternate universe Mara in a match
Reposted by Mara Johnson
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Reposted by Mara Johnson
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
So it's officially over a month since my name change case closed and 7 months since I first filed my paperwork. I still don't have the court order. They said it's in the mail but it should have been here by now. I'm tired of this bullshit
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So it's officially over a month since my name change case closed and 7 months since I first filed my paperwork. I still don't have the court order. They said it's in the mail but it should have been here by now. I'm tired of this bullshit
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I've been using this recently for my epubs
GitHub - booklore-app/booklore: BookLore: A self-hosted, multi-user digital library with smart shelves, auto metadata, Kobo & KOReader sync, BookDrop imports, OPDS support, and a built-in reader for E...
BookLore: A self-hosted, multi-user digital library with smart shelves, auto metadata, Kobo & KOReader sync, BookDrop imports, OPDS support, and a built-in reader for EPUB, PDF, and comics. - b...
github.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I've been using this recently for my epubs
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if anyone even remotely suggests to me they won’t go after adults next, i’m going to just start shrieking in their ear like an exotic bird
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday. n.pr/44xQKdD
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
if anyone even remotely suggests to me they won’t go after adults next, i’m going to just start shrieking in their ear like an exotic bird
Jesus, Puka. Get off social media ffs
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Jesus, Puka. Get off social media ffs
Finally! I was wondering where the man on man action in the new Spartacus was
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Finally! I was wondering where the man on man action in the new Spartacus was
My mom should have known when I spent my allowance buying packs out of boxes my friends "arranged" to get
Your child just came out as trans, what are they getting for xmas?
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My mom should have known when I spent my allowance buying packs out of boxes my friends "arranged" to get
The real question is why are the reps from TX voting with the Republicans knowing the GOP wants to use a voting map that removes them from office?
Here are the Dems who voted for this trans healthcare ban:
Cuellar (TX)
Davis (NC)
Gonzales V (TX)
Perez (WA)
Cuellar (TX)
Davis (NC)
Gonzales V (TX)
Perez (WA)
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The real question is why are the reps from TX voting with the Republicans knowing the GOP wants to use a voting map that removes them from office?
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