Mara Johnson
@marajohnson.bsky.social
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So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
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My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
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"Oke Göttlich, who serves as president of Bundesliga club St. Pauli"
And this is why I support @fcstpauli.com . The games need to be moved, period
And this is why I support @fcstpauli.com . The games need to be moved, period
Top football official calls for World Cup boycott over Trump Greenland demands
Top football official calls for World Cup boycott over Trump Greenland demands
Top football official calls for World Cup boycott over Trump Greenland demands
www.independent.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Oke Göttlich, who serves as president of Bundesliga club St. Pauli"
And this is why I support @fcstpauli.com . The games need to be moved, period
And this is why I support @fcstpauli.com . The games need to be moved, period
My legs are shaking so either I just had great sex or did legs at the gym for the first time in two months. I'm single so it was the gym
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
My legs are shaking so either I just had great sex or did legs at the gym for the first time in two months. I'm single so it was the gym
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AND THIS is why it was so gross to make cishet men the faces of the Heated Rivalry craze. The queer community has largely feared this milkshake duck was coming, but straight women want so badly to believe in a better version of men, they’ll center & believe them every time.
Empty Netters host called Heated Rivalry 'trash,' producers 'losers' - Outsports
As he publicly praised 'Heated Rivalry,' one 'Empty Netters' host privately trashed the show. Outsports has seen the texts.
www.outsports.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
AND THIS is why it was so gross to make cishet men the faces of the Heated Rivalry craze. The queer community has largely feared this milkshake duck was coming, but straight women want so badly to believe in a better version of men, they’ll center & believe them every time.
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yeahhhhhhh. assuming this is all real, oh brother
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
yeahhhhhhh. assuming this is all real, oh brother
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ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people
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CAPTAIN CLUTCH CALLS GAME 🗣️
Come for the spin-o-rama, stay for the replays. 🔁 Marie-Philip Poulin scores the OT winner in Minnesota!
Come for the spin-o-rama, stay for the replays. 🔁 Marie-Philip Poulin scores the OT winner in Minnesota!
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
CAPTAIN CLUTCH CALLS GAME 🗣️
Come for the spin-o-rama, stay for the replays. 🔁 Marie-Philip Poulin scores the OT winner in Minnesota!
Come for the spin-o-rama, stay for the replays. 🔁 Marie-Philip Poulin scores the OT winner in Minnesota!
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🔥FOR ALL MANKIND SEASON 5 IS COMING ON MARCH 27 ON APPLETV 🔥
For All Mankind — Season 5 Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
m.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
🔥FOR ALL MANKIND SEASON 5 IS COMING ON MARCH 27 ON APPLETV 🔥
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There was a closeted girl in 1993 who went to her friend's house and played the board game "Pretty Pretty Princess", putting on costume jewelry. She ran home and bragged about how much fun it was, to indifference from her parents. It took her 32 more years to come out.
It shouldn't take so long.
It shouldn't take so long.
There was a closeted girl in 1989 who booted up Baseball Stars and added "Amanda Johnson" as a player to the Lovely Ladies team. It took her 30 years to come out
It shouldn't take so long
It shouldn't take so long
it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
There was a closeted girl in 1993 who went to her friend's house and played the board game "Pretty Pretty Princess", putting on costume jewelry. She ran home and bragged about how much fun it was, to indifference from her parents. It took her 32 more years to come out.
It shouldn't take so long.
It shouldn't take so long.
Al Fucking Gore
January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Al Fucking Gore
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In 1995 in rural Michigan, there was a closeted girl who got a Cinderella toy and asked her mom "why can't I marry her as a girl?" It took her 20 years to come out, and 28 to start HRT
Had to double check when McDonald's had the Disney Masterpiece Collection.
Had to double check when McDonald's had the Disney Masterpiece Collection.
There was a closeted girl in 1989 who booted up Baseball Stars and added "Amanda Johnson" as a player to the Lovely Ladies team. It took her 30 years to come out
It shouldn't take so long
It shouldn't take so long
it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
In 1995 in rural Michigan, there was a closeted girl who got a Cinderella toy and asked her mom "why can't I marry her as a girl?" It took her 20 years to come out, and 28 to start HRT
Had to double check when McDonald's had the Disney Masterpiece Collection.
Had to double check when McDonald's had the Disney Masterpiece Collection.
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It is..... 2001/2002-ish and a Night Elf warrior named "Elasha" is unwilling to speak in Ventrilo during Guild Raids because of voice dysphoria, without knowing the name for it.
Yeah no, it shouldn't take so long.
Yeah no, it shouldn't take so long.
There was a closeted girl in 1989 who booted up Baseball Stars and added "Amanda Johnson" as a player to the Lovely Ladies team. It took her 30 years to come out
It shouldn't take so long
It shouldn't take so long
it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It is..... 2001/2002-ish and a Night Elf warrior named "Elasha" is unwilling to speak in Ventrilo during Guild Raids because of voice dysphoria, without knowing the name for it.
Yeah no, it shouldn't take so long.
Yeah no, it shouldn't take so long.
There was a closeted girl in 1989 who booted up Baseball Stars and added "Amanda Johnson" as a player to the Lovely Ladies team. It took her 30 years to come out
It shouldn't take so long
It shouldn't take so long
it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
There was a closeted girl in 1989 who booted up Baseball Stars and added "Amanda Johnson" as a player to the Lovely Ladies team. It took her 30 years to come out
It shouldn't take so long
It shouldn't take so long
I haven't eaten yet and I have a steak I can grill. Is it time? Are we at the moment?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I haven't eaten yet and I have a steak I can grill. Is it time? Are we at the moment?
After seeing the photos from the dykiest trend I realize I'm lacking a photo with dyky energy. Maybe I don't have it in me. I distinct lack of dykiest
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
After seeing the photos from the dykiest trend I realize I'm lacking a photo with dyky energy. Maybe I don't have it in me. I distinct lack of dykiest
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Americans are realizing that unfettered federal power to detain and arrest is a very dangerous thing. I learned that lesson as a child when they put us into internment camps just for looking like the enemy. Don’t go further down this road.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Americans are realizing that unfettered federal power to detain and arrest is a very dangerous thing. I learned that lesson as a child when they put us into internment camps just for looking like the enemy. Don’t go further down this road.
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I thought they were only going to round up the gays. Fuck off.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I thought they were only going to round up the gays. Fuck off.
Torrid, you sit on a throne of lies!
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Torrid, you sit on a throne of lies!
From National Champion to Raiders QB1. Mendoza's life is about to do a 180
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
From National Champion to Raiders QB1. Mendoza's life is about to do a 180
10/10 would car crash again
WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN
Max moves from New York to California to start again. And Taylor, newly crowned captain of the cheer squad, sees someone with potential.
CHAPTER 30: ALL THE GRACE OF A CAR ACCIDENT
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Max moves from New York to California to start again. And Taylor, newly crowned captain of the cheer squad, sees someone with potential.
CHAPTER 30: ALL THE GRACE OF A CAR ACCIDENT
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January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
10/10 would car crash again
I put on "Bring it On" to get my "When You Fell from Heaven" fix in and I was reminded that Torrance and Aaron were planning on attending CSUDH. I had so many friends end up going there
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I put on "Bring it On" to get my "When You Fell from Heaven" fix in and I was reminded that Torrance and Aaron were planning on attending CSUDH. I had so many friends end up going there
So, random awful thought. What if those 1500 troops people think are going to Minnesota are actually getting sent to Greenland? We have this message and then another recent one the White House retweeted out tonight. Both messages are about taking Greenland. I'm just saying, is he really gonna do it?
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
So, random awful thought. What if those 1500 troops people think are going to Minnesota are actually getting sent to Greenland? We have this message and then another recent one the White House retweeted out tonight. Both messages are about taking Greenland. I'm just saying, is he really gonna do it?
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EVERY GAY TRANSPHOBE IS A TRAITOR
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
EVERY GAY TRANSPHOBE IS A TRAITOR
Me: Let me try Overwatch comp right now just to see where I am
*Game server crashes in second placement*
Game: You're banned for 12 minutes
Well nevermind
*Game server crashes in second placement*
Game: You're banned for 12 minutes
Well nevermind
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Me: Let me try Overwatch comp right now just to see where I am
*Game server crashes in second placement*
Game: You're banned for 12 minutes
Well nevermind
*Game server crashes in second placement*
Game: You're banned for 12 minutes
Well nevermind