Vicenta🏴☠️
@maraudingpyrate.bsky.social
CEO of Pyracy ☠
Neurospicy pirate fan, writer, roleplayer, martial artist.
Sometimes NSFW on main, minors DNI🔞
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Neurospicy pirate fan, writer, roleplayer, martial artist.
Sometimes NSFW on main, minors DNI🔞
#ocs
Pfp by Bob Kehl
Banner by @blacksalander.bsky.social
Love love love holidays, hate what they do to my sleep
(or maybe I hate that an 8-4 working pattern forces me to sleep like a normy instead of semi-nocturnally?)
(or maybe I hate that an 8-4 working pattern forces me to sleep like a normy instead of semi-nocturnally?)
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love love love holidays, hate what they do to my sleep
(or maybe I hate that an 8-4 working pattern forces me to sleep like a normy instead of semi-nocturnally?)
(or maybe I hate that an 8-4 working pattern forces me to sleep like a normy instead of semi-nocturnally?)
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It’s Festivus.
Let the airing of grievances commence.
Let the airing of grievances commence.
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It’s Festivus.
Let the airing of grievances commence.
Let the airing of grievances commence.
Am I taking crazy pills or does the Odyssey actually look really kind of bad?
Trailers almost universally suck at this point so maybe it's unfair but I'm tired of dark scenes, bad costumes, no colours, and boring gravelly narration.
This sound effect with no context is pretty funny, though.
Trailers almost universally suck at this point so maybe it's unfair but I'm tired of dark scenes, bad costumes, no colours, and boring gravelly narration.
This sound effect with no context is pretty funny, though.
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Am I taking crazy pills or does the Odyssey actually look really kind of bad?
Trailers almost universally suck at this point so maybe it's unfair but I'm tired of dark scenes, bad costumes, no colours, and boring gravelly narration.
This sound effect with no context is pretty funny, though.
Trailers almost universally suck at this point so maybe it's unfair but I'm tired of dark scenes, bad costumes, no colours, and boring gravelly narration.
This sound effect with no context is pretty funny, though.
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So I went to wikimedia to see if the third image is less sinister than it appears and uhhhhhh. . .
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So I went to wikimedia to see if the third image is less sinister than it appears and uhhhhhh. . .
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Millcreek, Utah
Pop: 61,450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millcreek,_Utah
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53549571
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51945092
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=75339348
Pop: 61,450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millcreek,_Utah
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53549571
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51945092
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=75339348
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Really bummed about Rob Reiner, The Princess Bride is one of my favourite movies. Just an absolute delight of a film.
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Really bummed about Rob Reiner, The Princess Bride is one of my favourite movies. Just an absolute delight of a film.
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Not sure if we needed new blend of survivor-classic Lara AND reimagined classic Lara, I guess canons are weird, but the new Tomb Raiders look sick.
Peak posh girl thievery vibes.
Peak posh girl thievery vibes.
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not sure if we needed new blend of survivor-classic Lara AND reimagined classic Lara, I guess canons are weird, but the new Tomb Raiders look sick.
Peak posh girl thievery vibes.
Peak posh girl thievery vibes.
I am become hot cheese, destroyer of the roof of my mouth
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am become hot cheese, destroyer of the roof of my mouth
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My stomach feels bad and I'm cold
why does god give me the toughest battles
why does god give me the toughest battles
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My stomach feels bad and I'm cold
why does god give me the toughest battles
why does god give me the toughest battles
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Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
For the unfamiliar, the Torygraph used to be a 'highbrow' conservative paper over here, targetting right wing professionals who loved Thatcher.
Until about 2014 when their editor decided ragebait slop was more profitable and now they write SEO articles about grognards.
Until about 2014 when their editor decided ragebait slop was more profitable and now they write SEO articles about grognards.
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
For the unfamiliar, the Torygraph used to be a 'highbrow' conservative paper over here, targetting right wing professionals who loved Thatcher.
Until about 2014 when their editor decided ragebait slop was more profitable and now they write SEO articles about grognards.
Until about 2014 when their editor decided ragebait slop was more profitable and now they write SEO articles about grognards.
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🤍 Patreon reward for The_Alli_Cat 🤍
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🤍 Patreon reward for The_Alli_Cat 🤍
If AI overview was a person, I'd punch it in the face.
You type something loosely defined into Google trying to get some answers and you get this little box that's like
'NYEHHH ACHYUALLY THE THING YOU HAVE TYPED IS WRONGG??'
You type something loosely defined into Google trying to get some answers and you get this little box that's like
'NYEHHH ACHYUALLY THE THING YOU HAVE TYPED IS WRONGG??'
a smiley face wearing glasses and a pair of white gloves
ALT: a smiley face wearing glasses and a pair of white gloves
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If AI overview was a person, I'd punch it in the face.
You type something loosely defined into Google trying to get some answers and you get this little box that's like
'NYEHHH ACHYUALLY THE THING YOU HAVE TYPED IS WRONGG??'
You type something loosely defined into Google trying to get some answers and you get this little box that's like
'NYEHHH ACHYUALLY THE THING YOU HAVE TYPED IS WRONGG??'
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Sketch commissions examples!
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 See the first post in this thread for painted options
Email me at [email protected] for requests & questions
More info & examples docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sharing this helps a ton! #commissionsopen
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 See the first post in this thread for painted options
Email me at [email protected] for requests & questions
More info & examples docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sharing this helps a ton! #commissionsopen
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sketch commissions examples!
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 See the first post in this thread for painted options
Email me at [email protected] for requests & questions
More info & examples docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sharing this helps a ton! #commissionsopen
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 See the first post in this thread for painted options
Email me at [email protected] for requests & questions
More info & examples docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sharing this helps a ton! #commissionsopen
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Commissions are OPEN!
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 If your commission is intended as an holiday gift, make sure to get your resquest in asap
Email me at [email protected] for requests and questions
More info & examples here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 If your commission is intended as an holiday gift, make sure to get your resquest in asap
Email me at [email protected] for requests and questions
More info & examples here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Commissions are OPEN!
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 If your commission is intended as an holiday gift, make sure to get your resquest in asap
Email me at [email protected] for requests and questions
More info & examples here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 If your commission is intended as an holiday gift, make sure to get your resquest in asap
Email me at [email protected] for requests and questions
More info & examples here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Driving home from work in autumn/winter (there's a Ford F 150 in the other lane)
based on a true story
based on a true story
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Driving home from work in autumn/winter (there's a Ford F 150 in the other lane)
based on a true story
based on a true story
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Dimitrescu Bloodbath
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dimitrescu Bloodbath
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they should invent a situation that improves
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
they should invent a situation that improves
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Hello, friends!✨
I’m open for 2 commission slots - you can contact me here or via email!
I'll be really appreciate for RP, thank you so much! 💖
I’m open for 2 commission slots - you can contact me here or via email!
I'll be really appreciate for RP, thank you so much! 💖
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Hello, friends!✨
I’m open for 2 commission slots - you can contact me here or via email!
I'll be really appreciate for RP, thank you so much! 💖
I’m open for 2 commission slots - you can contact me here or via email!
I'll be really appreciate for RP, thank you so much! 💖
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Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!