Marceline Mercedes
marcitarci.bsky.social
Marceline Mercedes
@marcitarci.bsky.social
Agent of Chaos
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Could the next bob dylan movie please be about a different guy
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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No medals won for sticking around in situations where they're not playing any alternative rock
April 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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when i get an ailment i like to use multiple remedies at once so i can't tell which one worked
June 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99.

You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Seattle 🔥
January 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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nobody is “coming for your children,” honestly your children are a pain in the ass
July 8, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins

ME: which ones

VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin

ME: no it’s not

VITAMIN WATER: what about blue
May 13, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.

But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.

“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”

But on he worked.
May 17, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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Is steve albini on here I gave him an invite but he couldn’t figure out how to use it
July 2, 2023 at 8:13 PM