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Vai tomar no cu, estados unidos, país de merda
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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brenoe.bsky.social
Imagem de Fidel Castro com a legenda “Quem foi salvo pelos Estados Unidos?”
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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hasanabirepeater.bsky.social
this original headline is infinitely funnier w this new information
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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lilouzovert.bsky.social
'BuT rUsSiA CuBA aNd ChInA aRe gEtTINg VeNezUeLaN OiL'..... You mean legal consensual trading partners??? Are people really this fucking dumb just falling for US slop???
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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erikahilton.bsky.social
🚨 Estou denunciando a inteligência artificial "Grok" e a rede social X ao Ministério Público Federal e à Agência Nacional de Proteção de Dados.

O motivo? Ambas estão gerando, e publicando abertamente, imagens eróticas de mulheres e CRIANÇAS reais, sem consentimento algum. +👇🏽
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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tparsi.bsky.social
"You don't sound like you're speaking for an important country, you sound like you're speaking on behalf of a supplicant country who’s afraid of a bigger country.’

@Lewis_Goodall tears Labour’s Darren Jones apart on the UK's utter spinelessness on Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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philplait.bsky.social
This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations.

And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28d
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
There were no cervical cancer cases diagnosed in women aged <25 years in 2021 – the first time that this has occurred in data going back to 1982. This remarkable achievement is almost certainly due to the impact of HPV vaccination. Across women screened at all ages, biopsy confirmed pre-cancer (HSIL) detection rates have also declined, by 21%, most likely reflecting a lower detection of disease among participants returning for their second round of HPV-based screening. Lower rates are expected, as most prevalent disease was detected and treated in the first round (age-standardised rate per 1,000 women screened was 7.5 in 2024, compared to 9.6 in 2019, the corresponding year in the first round of HPV screening) (indicator 3).
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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crisvector.com
Todo dia é sexta-feira agora.

GENERAL HELENO PRESO
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Paulo Moreira abrindo a cervejinha 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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chamaderobson.bsky.social
Foi preso soluçando alegrando o sábado
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Eu achei que fosse ser no meu aniversário, mas tá - acho justo que foi na da Rosário
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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nkalamb.bsky.social
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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benwritesthings.bsky.social
Germany is 23rd of 27 in real terms in education spending in the EU and its national discourse is struggling to figure out why the schools are shit. “It’s probably the immigrants,” journalists reassure their readers.
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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astordasilva.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
PODE JÁ!!
depois de dois anos da primeira tira, completando agora com o personagem abrindo a latinha de cerveja que deve tá quente já mas fodase, bolsonaro condenado cuida pai sextou
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Germany: the place where people will impatiently wait until you’re done talking, so they can tell you why the thing they imagined you were going to say is wrong.
July 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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daniphilos.bsky.social
Magina que louco viver num mundo em que num país tratado como uma ditadura a decisão de fechar o estreito de Ormuz precisa ser aprovada pelo parlamento e naquele que é chamado de democracia o presidente bombardeia um país sem aprovação do seu parlamento, simplesmente porque quer... Magina que louco
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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jnascim.info
Forças israelenses abriram fogo contra palestinos em pontos de ajuda no sul e centro de Gaza, matando ao menos 31 em Rafah e mais um perto do Corredor de Netzarim, apenas hoje. Os locais eram operados por grupo apoiado pelos EUA www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
June 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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parismarx.com
honestly never considered this but it makes sense
courtneymilan.com Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · Apr 13
Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner.

nymag.com/intelligence...
Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off
Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.
nymag.com
April 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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gergely.pragmaticengineer.com
Today I learned why Shopify-powered dropshipping scams work:

Amex refuses to allow filing a chargeback when a webshop scams a customer by advertising an AI-generated image, sending something else... and then offering money back only if paying for shipping + tracking to a warehouse in China
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
Showing the accessibility settings for alt text in bluesky with two options: Require alt text before posting Display larger alt text badges Both are checked
March 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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marinav.bsky.social
✨ Friendly reminder ✨ pra vcs que tão postando thread de AI de studio ghibli
March 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM