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EL
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I write Maritonia | 🇨🇦 | ganondorf stan | i play a lot of pokemon go FORMERLY YAPPATAN/ELIZABUTT
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Ivanhoe Scott thinks he's starting fresh at a new high school after a stunt gone wrong, but it doesn't take long to find trouble and he gets roped into a get-rich-quick scheme.

My new comic will be available for digital download ($5CAD) Dec 1st at 12:30 EST in my ko-fi shop
ko-fi.com/maritonia/shop
I'm sorry but Covered Bridge chips are extremely mid. They're overcooked.
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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love how citizens have to police themselves at every turn in the tiniest possible ways but a guy can be captured from 5 different angles in media res murdering somebody and everyone has to scream and demand that he ever face consequences
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

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January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Get rid of all of them.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Porcupine on my lunch walk!
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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David Darrow #1985 rb.gy/bbamal
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Happy birthday to the one and only Charles Addams.
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Ugggh Participaction was the other company using AI in their advertising. Like, just fuckin' pay an artist to do Mario fanart.
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I need to start posting where I see AI slop. I kept seeing it all the time. I was making mental notes, but when I was buying gift cards at Christmas, I noticed Canadian Tire was using genAI on their "vintage" gift cards. And so I didn't get those. Crappy Tire living up to its name.
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Commercials should be required to show the artist and song title if theyre using a non-stock/jingle. Theres this one commercial and I fucking hate the song but I refuse to use shazam because itll poison my spotify algorithm. Yeah, I can tell it to exclude from my taste profile, but I dont trust it.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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another day of "shit I can't post that" on bluesky dot app
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Northern elves
Digital illustration 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Fuck the United States and also fuck the oil industry.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Wish I was down south watching turkeys destroy the yard with the cat!!!
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ive been dealing with some insane dry mouth, irritated gums and tongue lately and I've been trying to eliminate any allergies before making a doctor appointment or talking to my dentist. Been doing the usual "what did I eat recently that fucked my shit up?"
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I think I just had a breakthrough in what I want to do with my Santos spin-off comic thanks to heading down a Throroughly Modern Millie Wikipedia rabbit hole. LOL
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ivanhoe gets burned again!

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December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Re: Rasputin
He died the year my grandfather was born (1916) and they were still using the Julian calendar. It always blows my mind when people have really young grqndparents bc my great grandparents were born in the 1800s (im in my 30s) and I come from a long line of ppl having kids late in life.
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In case anyone was curious about Sulphur Tongue's design influences and that shitty dye job. I really struggled with his character design until I saw the Wrestler and I was like "OH THATS HIM". I still don't think I made his face look busted enough (but there's still time for that).
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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As if artists don't have enough to deal with, Amazon has a "Buy For Me" program in beta which is scraping indie shops for their items and putting them up on Amazon (often incorrectly), for their "AI agent" to buy from the other site. It is NOT opt in, and there is no opt out.
I just found out that our stuff is being sold on Amazon - WITHOUT our consent or any ability to opt out bc Amazon is just scraping artist’s websites and putting our shit in their search results. Again, without our permission.
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Man these fucking tech companies cant design a good UI to save their lives. Spotify's web interface doesn't show the artist name any more when playing? Instead you have to scroll down on the right side to see it, but only after closing the ad for their desktop app.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM