Mx Marjoribanks
@marjoribanks.bsky.social
I lived for art, I lived for love, I’ve never done anything wrong ever
Actually a lot of fun at parties
Actually a lot of fun at parties
David Gelernter is such a piece of shit but I really think things will go less well for him than he thinks. Hopefully he goes out like John Searle, alone and helpless (per his secretary the last years of his life were “hell”)
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
yaledailynews.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
David Gelernter is such a piece of shit but I really think things will go less well for him than he thinks. Hopefully he goes out like John Searle, alone and helpless (per his secretary the last years of his life were “hell”)
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
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I will never forget the day I got an e-mail from someone who worked with the Boy Scouts. He listened to a podcast episode I recorded on Adventures in Odyssey and wrote to me that Mr. Whitaker checked a bunch of the red flags for a serial child predator. And I couldn't stop thinking about that.
Thank you for writing/sharing this. Wow. It makes so much sense suddenly why Adventurers in Odyssey was so prominent in my circles.
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I will never forget the day I got an e-mail from someone who worked with the Boy Scouts. He listened to a podcast episode I recorded on Adventures in Odyssey and wrote to me that Mr. Whitaker checked a bunch of the red flags for a serial child predator. And I couldn't stop thinking about that.
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TLDR: Jeffrey Epstein possibly sent one of the young girls he groomed and abused an article written by James Dobson. Why? Because Dobson was telling women who were abused by their dads to forgive them, of course.
Then there is a really weird text convo between Jeffrey and someone (her name has been redacted). I am assuming she is young. Epstein yells at her bc she was nice to a guy with a small dick but complained about her dad. So he sent her a James Dobson article to read.
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
TLDR: Jeffrey Epstein possibly sent one of the young girls he groomed and abused an article written by James Dobson. Why? Because Dobson was telling women who were abused by their dads to forgive them, of course.
I will never not share this one when it comes up
this nameless phantom feeling
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I will never not share this one when it comes up
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He put his hand upon the sleeper’s rear, as though feeling if it was soft enough; and then, without more ado, sat quietly down there.
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 AM
He put his hand upon the sleeper’s rear, as though feeling if it was soft enough; and then, without more ado, sat quietly down there.
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I will reskeet this as many times as it is skeeted
beneath you and between your legs, as it were, swim the hugest monsters of the sea
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I will reskeet this as many times as it is skeeted
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almost squared by the enormous superincumbent mass of the junk and sperm
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 AM
almost squared by the enormous superincumbent mass of the junk and sperm
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white winter hymnal lap dance is such a beautiful concept…sorry but it’s true
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
white winter hymnal lap dance is such a beautiful concept…sorry but it’s true
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no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s
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Obscene horror
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⬇️ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ⬇️
October 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Obscene horror
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⬇️ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ⬇️
This is the energy I want to see in my discover feed
Just got the news: My friend Kevin was fucked to death by the Charmin Bears in a Wendy's bathroom. It’s how he always wished to die. I am grateful to those coprophiliac bears for making dreams come true in these dark times.
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This is the energy I want to see in my discover feed
I try to be a nice person but it’s very annoying to see people in my discover feed reposting the Charlie Kirk jamming in heaven picture taking it at face value and congratulating themselves on being Very Smart and like “who’s going to tell them that Freddie Mercury was lgbtq and would hate him”
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I try to be a nice person but it’s very annoying to see people in my discover feed reposting the Charlie Kirk jamming in heaven picture taking it at face value and congratulating themselves on being Very Smart and like “who’s going to tell them that Freddie Mercury was lgbtq and would hate him”
There’s a lot I dislike about the particular airport where I’m stranded but it is a legitimately excellent place to day drink. In terms of the quality of the cocktails themselves anyway
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There’s a lot I dislike about the particular airport where I’m stranded but it is a legitimately excellent place to day drink. In terms of the quality of the cocktails themselves anyway
Aw the short story dispenser is out of order. It’s a nice idea though
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Aw the short story dispenser is out of order. It’s a nice idea though
I don’t think I’ve ever liked the way a game handles better than I like the way Mario 3 handles. Every bit as good as I remembered
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever liked the way a game handles better than I like the way Mario 3 handles. Every bit as good as I remembered
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
This is my favorite chapter fr
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is my favorite chapter fr
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Reflecting again on how John Cale’s piano playing on Nick Drake’s “Northern Sky” is one of the single most moving things I’ve ever heard, and also how it's like the thirtieth most historical thing to occur over the course of his career in music. A remarkably passionate oracle. Truly no one like him.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reflecting again on how John Cale’s piano playing on Nick Drake’s “Northern Sky” is one of the single most moving things I’ve ever heard, and also how it's like the thirtieth most historical thing to occur over the course of his career in music. A remarkably passionate oracle. Truly no one like him.
Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be 10 years old was very heaven
It's Super Mario World's 35th anniversary! One of my favorite games of all time. #mario #supermarioworld #35thanniversary #nintendo
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be 10 years old was very heaven
The blarggs especially really felt like they didn’t match anything else but it felt appropriate somehow, idk. I loved blargg levels
Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The blarggs especially really felt like they didn’t match anything else but it felt appropriate somehow, idk. I loved blargg levels