Mark Godman Posting His Ls
@markgodman.bsky.social
Expert in Maritime Law of Lichtenstein
Occasional photographer
Roanoke, VA
Occasional photographer
Roanoke, VA
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January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
A young trapeze swinger named Bract
Is faced by a very grim fact:
Consider his pain
When, again and again,
He catches his wife in the act.
Is faced by a very grim fact:
Consider his pain
When, again and again,
He catches his wife in the act.
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A young trapeze swinger named Bract
Is faced by a very grim fact:
Consider his pain
When, again and again,
He catches his wife in the act.
Is faced by a very grim fact:
Consider his pain
When, again and again,
He catches his wife in the act.
All years matter
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
All years matter
2025 in review
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
2025 in review
This was my favorite part of the new @jonbois.bsky.social video
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This was my favorite part of the new @jonbois.bsky.social video
How am I only NOW just finding out that Bocelli is blind?
Then, @kevinng.bsky.social has a spirited defense of—yup—Andrea Bocelli: van-magazine.com/mag/andrea-b...
I Know, But: Andrea Bocelli
Even by internet standards, opera fans have a gift for hyperbole. A soprano isn’t “good”; she “is the divine prima donna assoluta” or “shines eternal light into descending trills, chromatic scales, an...
van-magazine.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How am I only NOW just finding out that Bocelli is blind?
Honestly, nothing I wouldn’t expect to see on this list. Nothing innovative, or aggressively unwieldy. Y’all can do better next year.
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Honestly, nothing I wouldn’t expect to see on this list. Nothing innovative, or aggressively unwieldy. Y’all can do better next year.
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Merry Christmas
Reposted by Mark Godman Posting His Ls
Please be real
Celebrate any time of the year with #AlbanBerg's #Wozzeck...on ICE! 'Weh! Weh! ich wasche mich mit Blut! Das Wasser ist Blut...'
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Please be real
Remembering that time I called out Mick Foley when nobody else would
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remembering that time I called out Mick Foley when nobody else would
I know when those sleigh bells ring
Glory to the newborn king
Glory to the newborn king
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know when those sleigh bells ring
Glory to the newborn king
Glory to the newborn king
Please tell me they’re not trying to make “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman” a Christmas song. This is the 2nd time I’ve heard it in that context this season.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Please tell me they’re not trying to make “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman” a Christmas song. This is the 2nd time I’ve heard it in that context this season.
The only person who wants to see where you placed your Elf on the Shelf is your child. Please spare us the photo dump. No one cares.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The only person who wants to see where you placed your Elf on the Shelf is your child. Please spare us the photo dump. No one cares.
I’ve always wanted the person sitting next to me on the plane to have the chance to get REALLY sweaty before a 6 hour flight.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ve always wanted the person sitting next to me on the plane to have the chance to get REALLY sweaty before a 6 hour flight.
For Sale: Baby. Shoes not included
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For Sale: Baby. Shoes not included
Am I about to get really into Warhammer 40k? Someone please help
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Am I about to get really into Warhammer 40k? Someone please help
THE CURSE IS LIFTED!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
THE CURSE IS LIFTED!!!!
This year things are gonna be different
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This year things are gonna be different
Can't you hear that
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass
Yeah, that′s that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass
Yeah, that′s that super bass
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Can't you hear that
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass
Yeah, that′s that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, bad-boom, boom, boom, bad-boom, boom, bass
Yeah, that′s that super bass
Happy birthday Mr Krabs!
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Happy birthday Mr Krabs!
I was well into my thirties before I realized The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Californication was not a portmanteau of “California vacation”
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was well into my thirties before I realized The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Californication was not a portmanteau of “California vacation”
Just submitted a 5 page document at work where I abbreviated “Field Team Leader” not as FTL but as FTM
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just submitted a 5 page document at work where I abbreviated “Field Team Leader” not as FTL but as FTM
She Handel my Mess ‘til I ah…
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
She Handel my Mess ‘til I ah…