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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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Toby Morton, a comedy writer who has worked on “South Park,” secured a certain web domain months ago, while President Trump was working to remake the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Now, after Trump’s name was added on the facade, Morton’s parody website is drawing attention.
Toby Morton, a Comedy Writer, Owns the Trump Kennedy Center URL
A comedy writer bought the web domain TrumpKennedyCenter.org and the satirical site he created is drawing attention amid the backlash over the institution’s renaming.
nyti.ms
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Toby Morton, a comedy writer who has worked on “South Park,” secured a certain web domain months ago, while President Trump was working to remake the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Now, after Trump’s name was added on the facade, Morton’s parody website is drawing attention.
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"You'd think I would've been fully consumed by the threat to my life, or at least been captivated by the ever-escalating cat-and-mouse game between the terrorists and Holly's insecure but roguish husband. But no, this Christmas question just gnawed at me."
A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
As the Euro terrorists fired their machine guns into the air and their leader announced he had murdered my boss, a nagging question crept into my m...
buff.ly
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"You'd think I would've been fully consumed by the threat to my life, or at least been captivated by the ever-escalating cat-and-mouse game between the terrorists and Holly's insecure but roguish husband. But no, this Christmas question just gnawed at me."
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin
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"The look of this thing grows on you the more you stare at it. Look at it. Sharp, jagged edges. It looks like it’s from the future, but a very specific future that has been ruined by an increasingly out-of-touch billionaire."
Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
You gotta get this Tesla Cybertruck, bro. It’s great. Am I a paid spokesperson? Sort of. I’m a person who paid $8 a month to “spokes” for them. Thi...
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"The look of this thing grows on you the more you stare at it. Look at it. Sharp, jagged edges. It looks like it’s from the future, but a very specific future that has been ruined by an increasingly out-of-touch billionaire."
Our government is a clown show.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Our government is a clown show.
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People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.
Listening to music is linked to lower dementia risk, study suggests
A new study finds that regularly listening to music or playing a musical instrument may help older adults protect against cognitive decline.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.
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"You’ve been given an app for reluctantly volunteering to run the book fair, an app for viewing your kid’s hastily prepared report cards, and an app for lodging complaints about our apps. Now, we’ll also be tracking your child’s whereabouts on three additional apps."
Our School District Can Now Keep Track of Your Child with Just Three Terrible Apps
Other than lawsuits, losing track of a child is every school district’s worst nightmare. We haven’t lost anyone yet, but an EdTech company has pain...
buff.ly
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"You’ve been given an app for reluctantly volunteering to run the book fair, an app for viewing your kid’s hastily prepared report cards, and an app for lodging complaints about our apps. Now, we’ll also be tracking your child’s whereabouts on three additional apps."
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Breaking: Andrew Cuomo endorsed by the man from the Cracker Barrel logo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Breaking: Andrew Cuomo endorsed by the man from the Cracker Barrel logo.
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
theonion.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
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I wish posts about Ukrainian art drew as much attention as the war.
Still, I keep showing you beauty.
Vadym Petrov,
Blooming Tree, 1993
Still, I keep showing you beauty.
Vadym Petrov,
Blooming Tree, 1993
August 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I wish posts about Ukrainian art drew as much attention as the war.
Still, I keep showing you beauty.
Vadym Petrov,
Blooming Tree, 1993
Still, I keep showing you beauty.
Vadym Petrov,
Blooming Tree, 1993