(Cornered in a tough bar)

“So you think you're some kind of smart guy?”

*names all the state capitals while getting pummeled*

>looking for a new band of men
>ask the bar maid if their men are merry or surly
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is merry and what is surly
>she laughs and says “it’s a good band of men sir”
>recruit a crew
>they’re surly

Text STOP when you’ve violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

My e-mail is down, how will I know there’s a sale in that shop I went to four years ago.

When I see other millennials criticize Gen Z or Alpha slang it’s like, guys, we’re the ones that said shit like “Time to do some adulting with some epic bacon and my smol bean heckin’ pupper.” We’re in no position to judge cringe slang.

I had… a goddamn CONCEPT of a PLAN!

RIP AJ Soprano, you would’ve loved vaping.

RIP Meadow Soprano, you would’ve loved TikTok.

RIP Christopher Moltisanti, you would’ve loved fentanyl.

RIP Artie Bucco, you would’ve loved falling for crypto scams.

RIP Vito Spatafore, you would’ve loved Grindr.

Fucked around with rich organ meats and found gout.