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Marni Chan
@marnichan.bsky.social
culture writer, brand creative, Brooklyn mom ✌️
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you can call anything research if you looked for it twice
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“If the elevator tries to take you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor” 🫡
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
#Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
MS: My father was a train conductor who always let a boxcar kid ride

TD: My father was an archeologist…

Me: IS THIS A BIT?
#Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A thing Zohran & his campaign have powerfully tapped into -- and that his scavenger hunt captures so perfectly -- is that a vast majority of the people who live here genuinely *love* New York City. We wouldn't stay here otherwise!
August 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the news we deserve,
mazel 😘
August 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
@teenvogue.com is the only legacy media I trust anymore
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On my nightstand, new drop from @jasondashbailey.com 📚
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
cool, cool, cool 👌🏽
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Mar 21
“the president gave our WW3 plans to an epic bacon ketamine addict with no impulse control” okay man, I guess at this point I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it. “adderall incels asked AI and it said nobody needs books anymore” well, I already called my senator and he said it’s fine
March 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I started buying the minis and they are 🔥
I started buying the short sleeves. I can’t stop if there are still crackers to eat.
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My therapist told me I was funny today so, I’ve won this level
February 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My friend’s kid from DC believes pigeons are only found in NY and that’s untrue but he’s not wrong?
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
January 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The 2025 Golden Globes made me realize I want an Awkwafina Melissa McCarthy buddy comedy.
January 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Not enough people are talking about how Hanukkah this year started on Christmas and ends on New Year’s Day

(🕎 2024 = 🎄2024 - 🎉2025)
December 31, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Pomegranate seeds are the caviar of fruit
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
this and drinking more water
Being a maximally mean and off-putting feminist … this is my goal for 2025.
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the KitchenAid Evergreen Mixer 🤔
December 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
CACKLING
December 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Americans seeing Wicked in 2024
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
@margareteby.bsky.social said “anything’s a sandwich if you’re not a coward,” confirming I am, in fact, the bravest girl in the world.
You Gotta Eat: Real-Life Strategies for Feeding Yourself When Cooking Feels Impossible a book by Margaret Eby
A trained chef teaches you how to keep yourself fed--and maybe even enjoy it!--in the face of stress, burnout, and exhaustion. Delivery is expensive. Eating a spoonful of peanut butter is depressing. ...
bookshop.org
November 21, 2024 at 3:12 PM
this is going to ruin the tour
a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
ALT: a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM