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Martian Bartian
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“You are all just perverts who are secretly horny for the apocalypse” - Zizek
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
I have a tattoo of art that a Norwegian six year old carved in birch bark 800 years ago you think I give a FUCK
Tattoo of Onfim's artwork of himself as a knight slaying someone on my forearm Wiki article: One of Onfim's schoolwork doodles (no. 200), depicting himself as a horseman slaying a person, presumably his teacher. [a][1]
March 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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drawfeeshow.com
to all who celebrate
The drawing Karina made on Drawfee's "Spam Emails" episode which depicts an attractive woman crying as she thinks about kissing an anthropomorphized fighter jet. There is a table setting in front of her with an untouched ass on a plate. Behind her there is a large banner that says "President's Day Ass Sale!" The anthropomorphized fighter jet is saluting the American flag while a man who took a single bite of his ass is being choked by Jesus. The devil watches in dismay shouting "Not again!"
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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catcoconut.com
The way the tech industry went from creating useful stuff like the first computers to becoming a poisonous culture built for ruining other industries for profit depresses me so much. AI is like the peak example of what it’s become.
marcorinaldi.bsky.social Marco Rinaldi @marcorinaldi.bsky.social · Nov 25
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" 🤮🤮🤮
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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rahll.bsky.social
A thousand times this.

@recolston.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM