Mars🪁
@marslaurence.bsky.social
fat, femme, & fpretty 😇
AEA stage manager/millennial referential dadaist (they/them)
AEA stage manager/millennial referential dadaist (they/them)
The crazy wind knocked over a tree in a parking lot driveway and I pulled up to 4 big strong firefighters standing around figuring out what to do. They turned and I got to be like “well… don’t look at me, boys!” They laughed, now I’m worried about potential milk allergies in these 4 hot chocolates
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The crazy wind knocked over a tree in a parking lot driveway and I pulled up to 4 big strong firefighters standing around figuring out what to do. They turned and I got to be like “well… don’t look at me, boys!” They laughed, now I’m worried about potential milk allergies in these 4 hot chocolates
Maybe I watch Happy Together and change the trajectory of my whole Sunday as a little treat
a man and a woman are kissing in the back seat of a car at night .
ALT: a man and a woman are kissing in the back seat of a car at night .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Maybe I watch Happy Together and change the trajectory of my whole Sunday as a little treat
if I keep the same plan for next year, my health insurance premium would be 441% more than what I'm currently paying. Seems... bad ?
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
if I keep the same plan for next year, my health insurance premium would be 441% more than what I'm currently paying. Seems... bad ?
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no offense i wanna suck ur mayor off
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
no offense i wanna suck ur mayor off
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Hocus Pocus Hicus Fuckice
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hocus Pocus Hicus Fuckice
I should call them
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I should call them
when the regional rights to oh mary become available in 5 years
a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .
ALT: a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
when the regional rights to oh mary become available in 5 years
Go birds, fuck ice, Free Palestine
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Go birds, fuck ice, Free Palestine
When he dies I think ima order the admiral’s feast from red lobster
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When he dies I think ima order the admiral’s feast from red lobster
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Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row
I can’t help but feel showing me this baby hippo named mars almost immediately after I changed my name to mars is a psyop
mars the baby hippo update
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I can’t help but feel showing me this baby hippo named mars almost immediately after I changed my name to mars is a psyop
Made it through a whole rehearsal without anyone commenting on how I accidentally walked out with 2 different colored birks on
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Made it through a whole rehearsal without anyone commenting on how I accidentally walked out with 2 different colored birks on
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can't explain but i feel like the last 48 seconds of "baby boy" video today
August 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
can't explain but i feel like the last 48 seconds of "baby boy" video today
Nathan Lane and Donna Murphy's breakup scene was far, far gayer than Oscar bawling about his ran over twunk
August 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nathan Lane and Donna Murphy's breakup scene was far, far gayer than Oscar bawling about his ran over twunk
today I somehow managed to tech all of act 2 of Oklahoma! in just one 8/10 rehearsal. bitch.
June 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
today I somehow managed to tech all of act 2 of Oklahoma! in just one 8/10 rehearsal. bitch.
Just heard someone went and "saw Audre Lorde in the current revival of Gypsy." Anyone know when she's going on next??? Is she Audra's Wed Mat cover??
May 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just heard someone went and "saw Audre Lorde in the current revival of Gypsy." Anyone know when she's going on next??? Is she Audra's Wed Mat cover??
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fea is a beautiful name for a girl
May 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
fea is a beautiful name for a girl
Happy full moon I cut my hair off and pierced my ears, I'm basically sexy carrie coon in white lotus
May 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy full moon I cut my hair off and pierced my ears, I'm basically sexy carrie coon in white lotus
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I think i planted Gritty
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think i planted Gritty