pumpkin spice gagh
@martineno.bsky.social
You know what would be really nice right now? A high speed rail network
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You know what would be really nice right now? A high speed rail network
We really need a national program to teach young men what constitutes an _appropriate amount_ of deodorant. Currently siting next to a dude and I swear I can *taste* the AXE body spray
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We really need a national program to teach young men what constitutes an _appropriate amount_ of deodorant. Currently siting next to a dude and I swear I can *taste* the AXE body spray
The fabric of spacetime (derogatory)
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The fabric of spacetime (derogatory)
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Liquid Glass feels very half-baked, with lots of details unaddressed. For example, here is the focus switcher when invoked via the action button. On a white background, it’s unreadable.
September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Liquid Glass feels very half-baked, with lots of details unaddressed. For example, here is the focus switcher when invoked via the action button. On a white background, it’s unreadable.
@rmondello.com I am seeing an intermittent race condition for SMS codes. If I tap autofill at just the right time, the message is deleted but doesn’t fill in the code.
Seeing this in 2 separate apps (BofA, Amex).
Any suggestions on best debug data so I can submit via feedback assistant?
Seeing this in 2 separate apps (BofA, Amex).
Any suggestions on best debug data so I can submit via feedback assistant?
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@rmondello.com I am seeing an intermittent race condition for SMS codes. If I tap autofill at just the right time, the message is deleted but doesn’t fill in the code.
Seeing this in 2 separate apps (BofA, Amex).
Any suggestions on best debug data so I can submit via feedback assistant?
Seeing this in 2 separate apps (BofA, Amex).
Any suggestions on best debug data so I can submit via feedback assistant?
The iPhone 17 Pro power/side button is the best feeling button Apple has made so far. Just the right amount of clickiness. Enough resistance to not trigger accidentally but don’t needlessly resist pushing. Top marks!
September 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The iPhone 17 Pro power/side button is the best feeling button Apple has made so far. Just the right amount of clickiness. Enough resistance to not trigger accidentally but don’t needlessly resist pushing. Top marks!
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my new vibe just dropped
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my new vibe just dropped
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Making oatmeal with oat milk, grinning evilly over the pot: “muahaha, now you swim in the juice of your neighbors! Absorb it!”
June 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Making oatmeal with oat milk, grinning evilly over the pot: “muahaha, now you swim in the juice of your neighbors! Absorb it!”
And if you gaze long enough into the boob window, the boob windows will gaze back
June 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And if you gaze long enough into the boob window, the boob windows will gaze back
If you are responsible for trash cans where you live, my tip is: get some wood shavings and spread them at the bottom of the recycle bin. It prevents organic matter from sticking to the bin which makes it much less smelly!
The shavings used for pet bedding seems to work well for me
The shavings used for pet bedding seems to work well for me
May 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you are responsible for trash cans where you live, my tip is: get some wood shavings and spread them at the bottom of the recycle bin. It prevents organic matter from sticking to the bin which makes it much less smelly!
The shavings used for pet bedding seems to work well for me
The shavings used for pet bedding seems to work well for me
You know the best thing is about the Mail.app on iOS? It’s how the “AI” surfaces spam into the “Primary” category, which is supposed to be relevant high priory mails.
It’s literary making the product a *worse* experience compared to my existing “dumb” filtering rules.
*sigh*
It’s literary making the product a *worse* experience compared to my existing “dumb” filtering rules.
*sigh*
May 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You know the best thing is about the Mail.app on iOS? It’s how the “AI” surfaces spam into the “Primary” category, which is supposed to be relevant high priory mails.
It’s literary making the product a *worse* experience compared to my existing “dumb” filtering rules.
*sigh*
It’s literary making the product a *worse* experience compared to my existing “dumb” filtering rules.
*sigh*
They better be screening Pillion at the Folsom Street Fair this Fall!
@folsomstreet.bsky.social
#folsomstreetfair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
@folsomstreet.bsky.social
#folsomstreetfair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
‘Pillion’ Review: Alexander Skarsgard and Harry Melling Are Fearless in Graphic but Surprisingly Tender Study of a Sub/Dom Queer Romance
A nice suburban London boy gets his kink on and likes it in writer-director Harry Lighton’s provocative debut, premiering in Cannes' Un Certain Regard sidebar.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They better be screening Pillion at the Folsom Street Fair this Fall!
@folsomstreet.bsky.social
#folsomstreetfair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
@folsomstreet.bsky.social
#folsomstreetfair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume
Software engineer: was waiting for the socket to time out
Software engineer: was waiting for the socket to time out
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume
Quantum physicist: I was in the superposition and unobserved
Quantum physicist: I was in the superposition and unobserved
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Solid state physicist: it's the zone between the valance band and the conduction band where there are no allowed states. Assuming letters are fermions.
Solid state physicist: it's the zone between the valance band and the conduction band where there are no allowed states. Assuming letters are fermions.
May 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume
Software engineer: was waiting for the socket to time out
Software engineer: was waiting for the socket to time out
You know what wild? Even after all these years you still can’t favorite a radio station in Apple Music 🤯🤯🤯
May 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You know what wild? Even after all these years you still can’t favorite a radio station in Apple Music 🤯🤯🤯
The Flashdance water scene but it’s me sprawled out on the Cray 1 bench. Gallons of flourinert are pouring down on me from the ceiling!
February 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Flashdance water scene but it’s me sprawled out on the Cray 1 bench. Gallons of flourinert are pouring down on me from the ceiling!
Make your own gulf! gulfof.mapquest.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Make your own gulf! gulfof.mapquest.com
Apple now allows transfer of purchases between accounts.
There is a whole list of restrictions and caveats, but if nothing else this present a viable way for people to pass on their purchases after their death.
support.apple.com/en-us/117267
There is a whole list of restrictions and caveats, but if nothing else this present a viable way for people to pass on their purchases after their death.
support.apple.com/en-us/117267
About migrating Apple Account purchases between accounts - Apple Support
Learn about what purchases and associated content can be migrated between two accounts.
support.apple.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Apple now allows transfer of purchases between accounts.
There is a whole list of restrictions and caveats, but if nothing else this present a viable way for people to pass on their purchases after their death.
support.apple.com/en-us/117267
There is a whole list of restrictions and caveats, but if nothing else this present a viable way for people to pass on their purchases after their death.
support.apple.com/en-us/117267
Received this lovely email from Disney+ who recently lost 700,000 subscribers “clarifying” that “circumstances” might require them showing me ads even though I am paying them for no ads tier.
What nether tier of capitalism bullshit is this‽
What nether tier of capitalism bullshit is this‽
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Received this lovely email from Disney+ who recently lost 700,000 subscribers “clarifying” that “circumstances” might require them showing me ads even though I am paying them for no ads tier.
What nether tier of capitalism bullshit is this‽
What nether tier of capitalism bullshit is this‽
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instead of kicking for the extra point there should be a panel of judges grading how cute their little touchdown dance was
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
instead of kicking for the extra point there should be a panel of judges grading how cute their little touchdown dance was
[flicking holy water on dead computer]
Cashes to ashes
Rust to dust
Cashes to ashes
Rust to dust
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[flicking holy water on dead computer]
Cashes to ashes
Rust to dust
Cashes to ashes
Rust to dust
Playing with Mistral LLM and I think I broke it.
I asked it to generate ASCII art of cats and then make it more elaborate. It then kept generating cats for like 3 minutes repeating the same thing over and over (see video in next skeet)
I asked it to generate ASCII art of cats and then make it more elaborate. It then kept generating cats for like 3 minutes repeating the same thing over and over (see video in next skeet)
February 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Playing with Mistral LLM and I think I broke it.
I asked it to generate ASCII art of cats and then make it more elaborate. It then kept generating cats for like 3 minutes repeating the same thing over and over (see video in next skeet)
I asked it to generate ASCII art of cats and then make it more elaborate. It then kept generating cats for like 3 minutes repeating the same thing over and over (see video in next skeet)
Wondering how many drop shippers will collapse over the de minimis repeal. If nothing else having 3.7 million packages per day pile up at the CBP a day will be hilarious
source: apple.news/AYs27IRa8QuW...
source: apple.news/AYs27IRa8QuW...
USPS Halts All Packages From China, Sending the Ecommerce Industry Into Chaos — WIRED
As part of new tariffs on Chinese imports, President Donald Trump eliminated an exemption for small packages, vastly increasing the amount of parcels US Customs and Border Protection needs to inspect.
apple.news
February 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wondering how many drop shippers will collapse over the de minimis repeal. If nothing else having 3.7 million packages per day pile up at the CBP a day will be hilarious
source: apple.news/AYs27IRa8QuW...
source: apple.news/AYs27IRa8QuW...