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"We gave it more than 110%" the victorious athlete says. "No limitations. 300%." His muscles writhe like serpents, pupils dilating into black holes. "CHAMPIONS HUSTLE. 500%" He crushes interviewer with the gravity of his increasing mass. Spectators scream in terror. "WE JUST HAD FUN OUT THERE. 800%"
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"We gave it more than 110%" the victorious athlete says. "No limitations. 300%." His muscles writhe like serpents, pupils dilating into black holes. "CHAMPIONS HUSTLE. 500%" He crushes interviewer with the gravity of his increasing mass. Spectators scream in terror. "WE JUST HAD FUN OUT THERE. 800%"
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Libra: You will be visited by three ghosts this Christmas. They're all married, so don't even ask.
December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Libra: You will be visited by three ghosts this Christmas. They're all married, so don't even ask.
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Everyone wants to be the hero, but at a certain point you have to accept the fact that you’re just a weird guy holding a sword
January 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everyone wants to be the hero, but at a certain point you have to accept the fact that you’re just a weird guy holding a sword
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't liberate him from the terrifying prison of consciousness
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't liberate him from the terrifying prison of consciousness
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Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent