Marzipandancer
@marzipandancer.bsky.social
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Had the pleasure of going to a middle school band concert tonight. My son was in the jazz band and crushed it! Here’s a picture of his male band mates.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Had the pleasure of going to a middle school band concert tonight. My son was in the jazz band and crushed it! Here’s a picture of his male band mates.
PSA: If you need to make some room before Thanksgiving, or find things have slowed down too much after eating a massive pile of brown food: try triphala fruit powder.
A half teaspoon in your yogurt and you’ll be moving in an hour.
A full teaspoon and you’ll need to cancel your plans for the day.
A half teaspoon in your yogurt and you’ll be moving in an hour.
A full teaspoon and you’ll need to cancel your plans for the day.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
PSA: If you need to make some room before Thanksgiving, or find things have slowed down too much after eating a massive pile of brown food: try triphala fruit powder.
A half teaspoon in your yogurt and you’ll be moving in an hour.
A full teaspoon and you’ll need to cancel your plans for the day.
A half teaspoon in your yogurt and you’ll be moving in an hour.
A full teaspoon and you’ll need to cancel your plans for the day.
Those alive and sentient in the last Mariners ALCS appearance should get it.
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Those alive and sentient in the last Mariners ALCS appearance should get it.
This is why I love The Guardian.
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is why I love The Guardian.
@katmabu.bsky.social should be in the art for this Guardian article. Get it together gang!
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@katmabu.bsky.social should be in the art for this Guardian article. Get it together gang!
The AP keeps serving up this LQ AI ad to me. I’m unwilling to click to find out, but I have no idea what’s actually being sold.
Buff Lion porn?
Meal plans that don’t include alcohol?
A cognitive test to see if you can read the garbled text?
I don’t know. But I love to hate it.
Buff Lion porn?
Meal plans that don’t include alcohol?
A cognitive test to see if you can read the garbled text?
I don’t know. But I love to hate it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The AP keeps serving up this LQ AI ad to me. I’m unwilling to click to find out, but I have no idea what’s actually being sold.
Buff Lion porn?
Meal plans that don’t include alcohol?
A cognitive test to see if you can read the garbled text?
I don’t know. But I love to hate it.
Buff Lion porn?
Meal plans that don’t include alcohol?
A cognitive test to see if you can read the garbled text?
I don’t know. But I love to hate it.
I want to believe.
August 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I want to believe.
Nick Kurtz is what would happen if Michael Cera underwent the Captain America procedure.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nick Kurtz is what would happen if Michael Cera underwent the Captain America procedure.
Nah, it was this guy for me.
December 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Nah, it was this guy for me.
If you’re not following @rollergardens.bsky.social you should be. Most underrated novelty skating account on the internet.
December 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If you’re not following @rollergardens.bsky.social you should be. Most underrated novelty skating account on the internet.
Never mind. Someone already beat me to the punch.
December 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Never mind. Someone already beat me to the punch.
I didn’t even have to write this.
December 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I didn’t even have to write this.
Mom’s doing fine thanks.
December 6, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Mom’s doing fine thanks.
I use Apple Music, but mine is fairly eclectic:
December 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I use Apple Music, but mine is fairly eclectic:
This is Urban Dictionary’s definition of skeet. It’s carried that definition since the early aughts I think?
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
This is Urban Dictionary’s definition of skeet. It’s carried that definition since the early aughts I think?
