Marzipandancer
@marzipandancer.bsky.social
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There have been more than two murders at the hands of DHS/ICE. Let’s not forget the black & brown folks that have also been murdered. Keith Porter & Geraldo Lunas Campos to name a few. There are more.
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
There have been more than two murders at the hands of DHS/ICE. Let’s not forget the black & brown folks that have also been murdered. Keith Porter & Geraldo Lunas Campos to name a few. There are more.
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I love a pictures of sick dragons, the music of the band tool, taking LSD at funerals, and strong creative women that will kick me in the throat, killing me instantly
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I love a pictures of sick dragons, the music of the band tool, taking LSD at funerals, and strong creative women that will kick me in the throat, killing me instantly
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oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
This is our fault. Americans I mean.
It’s not the conservatives fault alone—though they bear the bulk of the blame. It is all of our fault.
And a social media post won’t fix it. This post does nothing.
The question is: what do we do? Specifically: not just… resist. What do we do?
It’s not the conservatives fault alone—though they bear the bulk of the blame. It is all of our fault.
And a social media post won’t fix it. This post does nothing.
The question is: what do we do? Specifically: not just… resist. What do we do?
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 AM
This is our fault. Americans I mean.
It’s not the conservatives fault alone—though they bear the bulk of the blame. It is all of our fault.
And a social media post won’t fix it. This post does nothing.
The question is: what do we do? Specifically: not just… resist. What do we do?
It’s not the conservatives fault alone—though they bear the bulk of the blame. It is all of our fault.
And a social media post won’t fix it. This post does nothing.
The question is: what do we do? Specifically: not just… resist. What do we do?
I don’t like coleslaw… but not because of how it tastes.
It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”
It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I don’t like coleslaw… but not because of how it tastes.
It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”
It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”
I wish this were the New York Times, but at least it’s being said.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘This is what fascism looks like’: terror in Minneapolis reminiscent of civil war
Alex Pretti’s death could be a moment of reckoning for Democrats to call time on Trump waging war on his people
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I wish this were the New York Times, but at least it’s being said.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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i know for some of you it is not lost on you that it is taking the murder of a white woman, and then of a white man, to see what you have been trying to show them all this time. and that Good's queerness made her suspect in some people's eyes. i am sorry. and i am glad you will let us join the fight
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i know for some of you it is not lost on you that it is taking the murder of a white woman, and then of a white man, to see what you have been trying to show them all this time. and that Good's queerness made her suspect in some people's eyes. i am sorry. and i am glad you will let us join the fight
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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
I just had a dream that a man set my house on fire and said it was revenge for stealing the land I live on.
I called the fire department and the fire chief extorted me for $15k before the firefighters would put out the fire.
The sad thing is it was a believable dream in modern America.
I called the fire department and the fire chief extorted me for $15k before the firefighters would put out the fire.
The sad thing is it was a believable dream in modern America.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I just had a dream that a man set my house on fire and said it was revenge for stealing the land I live on.
I called the fire department and the fire chief extorted me for $15k before the firefighters would put out the fire.
The sad thing is it was a believable dream in modern America.
I called the fire department and the fire chief extorted me for $15k before the firefighters would put out the fire.
The sad thing is it was a believable dream in modern America.
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Have you heard the rumor about the butter?
I won’t tell you, I don’t want to spread it.
I won’t tell you, I don’t want to spread it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Have you heard the rumor about the butter?
I won’t tell you, I don’t want to spread it.
I won’t tell you, I don’t want to spread it.
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This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
I know a lot of people on here might not agree with this but…
I don’t think billionaires should exist.
I don’t think billionaires should exist.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I know a lot of people on here might not agree with this but…
I don’t think billionaires should exist.
I don’t think billionaires should exist.
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Ossoff: "There's a wickedness to the program. I don't know, pastor, where it is in scripture that it says deny care to the sick, take from those with the least to give to those with the most, violate the house of worship to hunt down the refugee. Where in the scripture are those lessons taught?"
January 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ossoff: "There's a wickedness to the program. I don't know, pastor, where it is in scripture that it says deny care to the sick, take from those with the least to give to those with the most, violate the house of worship to hunt down the refugee. Where in the scripture are those lessons taught?"
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the three year old put a jack o lantern toy on the lightbulb and put the lampshade back making this not creepy at death lamp
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
the three year old put a jack o lantern toy on the lightbulb and put the lampshade back making this not creepy at death lamp
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“Trump is trying to establish a fascist dictatorship”
we’re well past “trying to” and people really need to accept that
we’re well past “trying to” and people really need to accept that
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“Trump is trying to establish a fascist dictatorship”
we’re well past “trying to” and people really need to accept that
we’re well past “trying to” and people really need to accept that
Milk makes me fart.
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Milk makes me fart.
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Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE.
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE.
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
Really proud to announce that I’ve been given the joke of pretending to receive an award I didn’t deserve or win from someone who did.
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Really proud to announce that I’ve been given the joke of pretending to receive an award I didn’t deserve or win from someone who did.
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You know the weather pattern is quiet when the entire NWS Seattle weather forecast discussion is just 144 words.
Or you can do it in two: BO-RING 😂 #wawx
Or you can do it in two: BO-RING 😂 #wawx
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
You know the weather pattern is quiet when the entire NWS Seattle weather forecast discussion is just 144 words.
Or you can do it in two: BO-RING 😂 #wawx
Or you can do it in two: BO-RING 😂 #wawx
This is highly entertaining. 70’s BBC piece of a Scottish guy in his 50’s who rides his bike and drinks booze he’s hidden along the route he’s taking.
Please enjoy responsibly.
youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...
Please enjoy responsibly.
youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...
1976: BIG JIM's Big BOOZY Bike Trip to Braemar | Nationwide | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is highly entertaining. 70’s BBC piece of a Scottish guy in his 50’s who rides his bike and drinks booze he’s hidden along the route he’s taking.
Please enjoy responsibly.
youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...
Please enjoy responsibly.
youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...
In these unprecedented times, I think it’s warranted to call for F1 and Baseball to start early in order to provide a shred of uplifting news to humanity.
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
In these unprecedented times, I think it’s warranted to call for F1 and Baseball to start early in order to provide a shred of uplifting news to humanity.