Marzipandancer
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They can! I spent $105 on a 5’ fraser fir.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They can! I spent $105 on a 5’ fraser fir.
That’s not even a Frasier fir!
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That’s not even a Frasier fir!
Not true. Griffey would have been bigger and hit way more homers on roids.
Is Shohei on roids? Judge? I’m pretty fucking sure they would have been caught by now if they were.
Is Shohei on roids? Judge? I’m pretty fucking sure they would have been caught by now if they were.
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not true. Griffey would have been bigger and hit way more homers on roids.
Is Shohei on roids? Judge? I’m pretty fucking sure they would have been caught by now if they were.
Is Shohei on roids? Judge? I’m pretty fucking sure they would have been caught by now if they were.
I’m pretty sure she just says “I fucking hate you I should never have agreed to this.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’m pretty sure she just says “I fucking hate you I should never have agreed to this.”
It would have all spoiled! Unless it was packed up like Dennis Nedry’s embryo’s in a Barbasol can…
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It would have all spoiled! Unless it was packed up like Dennis Nedry’s embryo’s in a Barbasol can…
And hasn’t put out.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And hasn’t put out.
Also… Scott I’ll never forget your nearly perfect minute by minute forecast during that winter storm in 2008.
The most trusted name in weather ever since.
The most trusted name in weather ever since.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Also… Scott I’ll never forget your nearly perfect minute by minute forecast during that winter storm in 2008.
The most trusted name in weather ever since.
The most trusted name in weather ever since.
If you want to forecast a strong aurora in the northwest, wait until there’s 100% cloud cover and an atmospheric river coming through.
It’s a sure fire way to get a CME pointed right at us!
It’s a sure fire way to get a CME pointed right at us!
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you want to forecast a strong aurora in the northwest, wait until there’s 100% cloud cover and an atmospheric river coming through.
It’s a sure fire way to get a CME pointed right at us!
It’s a sure fire way to get a CME pointed right at us!
The only amendment I’m familiar with is the second amendment. Are there others?
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The only amendment I’m familiar with is the second amendment. Are there others?
Did we ever really lose Bottas? We got to see some luxurious vanity shots of his golden mullet every race—at least on F1.tv!
I’m sure Cadillac is going to have a mediocre car and be in the mid to back all year, but I’m really hoping they surprise us all and compete right out the gate.
I’m sure Cadillac is going to have a mediocre car and be in the mid to back all year, but I’m really hoping they surprise us all and compete right out the gate.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did we ever really lose Bottas? We got to see some luxurious vanity shots of his golden mullet every race—at least on F1.tv!
I’m sure Cadillac is going to have a mediocre car and be in the mid to back all year, but I’m really hoping they surprise us all and compete right out the gate.
I’m sure Cadillac is going to have a mediocre car and be in the mid to back all year, but I’m really hoping they surprise us all and compete right out the gate.
You sure about that?
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You sure about that?
Jesus jumpscared me too… in my heart.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jesus jumpscared me too… in my heart.
But… I’m not concerned with how the drivers feel! I’m concerned with how *I* feel. Why can’t F1 drivers understand that? So selfish.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
But… I’m not concerned with how the drivers feel! I’m concerned with how *I* feel. Why can’t F1 drivers understand that? So selfish.
What!?! Why not!? I was looking forward to it!
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What!?! Why not!? I was looking forward to it!
What is this slop? It’s all slopped up. Slopify.slop/sloppy
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is this slop? It’s all slopped up. Slopify.slop/sloppy
Is that one of the Marx brothers? Or are we talking about the invasive species of goldfish?
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is that one of the Marx brothers? Or are we talking about the invasive species of goldfish?
VPN!! You’ll thank yourself.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
VPN!! You’ll thank yourself.
My son would love their hair. All the rage.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My son would love their hair. All the rage.
Reese’s Klondike bars are where it’s at. Otherwise I’m good.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reese’s Klondike bars are where it’s at. Otherwise I’m good.
I’m hoping 2026 regs improve the actual racing on track. I don’t care if they’re faster if no one can overtake outside of obviously ideal conditions.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m hoping 2026 regs improve the actual racing on track. I don’t care if they’re faster if no one can overtake outside of obviously ideal conditions.