mataglap
@mataglap.bsky.social
software dev, gamer, fanfic writer, crabby hermit, cat hostage
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
the discomfort mechanic added in b42 of Project Zomboid annoys the shit out of me. oh, my respirator mask is uncomfortable? and that makes me sad? not the 100 corpses of zombies strewn about after half a day of shooting? I really don't think a pinching mask is the biggest issue I'm having here
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
the discomfort mechanic added in b42 of Project Zomboid annoys the shit out of me. oh, my respirator mask is uncomfortable? and that makes me sad? not the 100 corpses of zombies strewn about after half a day of shooting? I really don't think a pinching mask is the biggest issue I'm having here
it's incredible how bad google's AI Overview is. it's wrong a solid 75% of the time whenever I bother to look at it
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
it's incredible how bad google's AI Overview is. it's wrong a solid 75% of the time whenever I bother to look at it
POV: you timed it, you knew it was fast, and yet you somehow didn't expect it to be that fast
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
POV: you timed it, you knew it was fast, and yet you somehow didn't expect it to be that fast
well that was a heart attack and a half
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
well that was a heart attack and a half
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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problematic spotify listening age gap
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
problematic spotify listening age gap
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The ultimate lib fantasy of Dishonored is that a recorded confession of the lord regent saying "I created this rat plague to kill the poor and it spiraled out of control" would result in the jackboot cops going "you're under arrest" and not "Wow It's so cool how you wanted to kill the poor sir"
I will say there's something undeniably lib about this game's politics. Like the game takes time to show you that these are some of the worst fantasy cops in all of fiction and then is like "but ooohh if you kill the fantasy cops the world's evil meter will go up" like shut up lib ass 2012 game
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The ultimate lib fantasy of Dishonored is that a recorded confession of the lord regent saying "I created this rat plague to kill the poor and it spiraled out of control" would result in the jackboot cops going "you're under arrest" and not "Wow It's so cool how you wanted to kill the poor sir"
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I've never seen three of these fuckers at the same time. horrifying
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I've never seen three of these fuckers at the same time. horrifying
I think the Oxygen Not Included experience would be vastly improved by the ability to deliver electroshocks to duplicants
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think the Oxygen Not Included experience would be vastly improved by the ability to deliver electroshocks to duplicants
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
I could watch them get their contraband confiscated for hours #oxygennotincluded
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I could watch them get their contraband confiscated for hours #oxygennotincluded
am I annoyed enough at Oxygen Not Included to learn C# just to mod it?
(I need a checkpoint that forces dupes to drop stuff and doesn't let them pick it back up. almost implemented one, except the fuckers catch what they were forced to drop in flight 25% of the time. I'm going to have an aneurysm)
(I need a checkpoint that forces dupes to drop stuff and doesn't let them pick it back up. almost implemented one, except the fuckers catch what they were forced to drop in flight 25% of the time. I'm going to have an aneurysm)
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
am I annoyed enough at Oxygen Not Included to learn C# just to mod it?
(I need a checkpoint that forces dupes to drop stuff and doesn't let them pick it back up. almost implemented one, except the fuckers catch what they were forced to drop in flight 25% of the time. I'm going to have an aneurysm)
(I need a checkpoint that forces dupes to drop stuff and doesn't let them pick it back up. almost implemented one, except the fuckers catch what they were forced to drop in flight 25% of the time. I'm going to have an aneurysm)
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Ed Ruscha, OOF, 1962-63 www.moma.org/collection/w...
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ed Ruscha, OOF, 1962-63 www.moma.org/collection/w...
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
asteroid destroyed in cycle 164! now I can finally relax (just kidding, you can never relax in Oxygen Not Included)
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
asteroid destroyed in cycle 164! now I can finally relax (just kidding, you can never relax in Oxygen Not Included)
I love Phasmophobia for the comedic potential
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I love Phasmophobia for the comedic potential
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