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Big Avellaneda-Stoikov Guy
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If you cross my spread I'll give you a kiss.
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There are a number of efforts to preserve old footage and stories from the Chicago hardcore, emo and punk scenes of the 90s and early 2000s that are very exciting. One is The Fireside Tapes Youtube channel with early Midwest emo shows from the Fireside Bowl.

www.youtube.com/@thefireside...
The Fireside Tapes
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
When every single parable warned against a life spent in pursuit of material wealth and carnal pleasures I didn't know they meant me
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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per annual tradition, my "WHAT'S IN AND WHAT'S OUT" list is up....YES.... johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/whats-in-a...
WHAT'S IN AND WHAT'S OUT 2026
Not a comprehensive list
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's so funny that there are adults afraid of the devil
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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look at the cracking drywall box you're in and tell me we need to be thinking shorter term
August 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Start-up idea: ethical consumption under capitalism
August 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The boom bust gentrification cycle of the mid-sized American city is interesting like if we make this place the most wretched hell on earth then wannabe hipsters from New York will move here for two years before realizing that it still sucks
August 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Nostalgia is not your friend. You should be restricted by law from attending more than one Emo Night per fiscal quarter.
August 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When it comes to cake I'll take eating over having ten times out of ten
July 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If you're ever at a bar in East London and hear Night Moves know that I've been there and I love it there
July 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Watching the suggested auto-complete phrases blink in and out of existence as I type a message in Outlook. Here's an alternate version of me who says stuff like, "Hope you have a great weekend!" in an email to a vendor. Now he's dead
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Magic Mike: Fury Road
July 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Come and listen, I've contained the entire ocean within a shell.
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Statisticians won't tell you this but "stochastic" just means "some random bullshit"
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Sometimes I hear a song and I'm like "is that Kate Bush?" and I'm usually wrong but other times I hear a song and I'm like "that's Kate Bush." and I'm usually right. So there's signal there I guess. Also. Kate Bush.
June 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
World feels like Y2K but without the enthusiasm
May 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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there are knock-on effects similar to what happens when abortion is criminalized. consider the life of robert eads, a trans man who had treatable ovarian cancer but couldn’t find a doctor to remove his ovaries because they were afraid of being seen as gender doctors, so he died. doc about him here:
Southern Comfort (2001, Documentary, LGBTQ+, Transgender)
YouTube video by Abby Sanders
m.youtube.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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nobody should be catholic but we should teach a secular version of “healthy humble shame” in schools
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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i don't actually believe in ghosts but isn't it fun to pretend to
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Untimely observation, but it's insane that Challengers had a cultural moment since it was a movie about, in order:

1. Tennis
2. Not fucking
3. Fucking
April 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The "lit gf" is a pernicious myth. You can post "if that's your girl why she revealing her rich inner workings to me like a Jamesian protagonist" but the only replies you'll get are from spine dimension memorisers. Hardly the probable stimulant abusers you were hoping for
April 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The church of Justin Vernon
April 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM