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The Young Randy Velarde
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cybersecurity, Secaucus forever. I write stuff here https://medium.com/@mattchew-gregory
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So, I took on a project that I wasn't sure I could even complete but here's the first iteration: youngrandyvelarde.shinyapps.io/app-1/

it's a shiny app that allows you to pick a Single-A pitcher and one of their pitches, then it shows you the 10 most similar pitches based on Mahalanobis Distance
youngrandyvelarde.shinyapps.io
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NFL Films made this for all of us.

A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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only sufjan understands that I want sacred harp *and* joy division *and* medieval pipe songs *and* iron and wine
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social thank you for the New Orleans Bowl preview, didn't think it was possible to fit that much info in 22 seconds
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Schoen shouldn't get to keep being the GM after this season. If they get the #1 pick, they need to strongly consider taking Mendoza as well because I still don't see anything worthwhile with Dart
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When it comes to FCS football, it’s the Big Sky and Missouri Valley Conference and then everyone else
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Villanova is shooting itself in the dick constantly and they’re only down 10 so I guess that’s a moral victory?
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Villanova would really really like you to attend their home semi-final game this weekend
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
radiohead mentioned means I bring this back
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"you shouldn't commit big money to an aging DH" is a reasonable stance but my counterpoint is that Kyle Schwarber is a homerun hitting Kaiju
August 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
idk anything about Lando Norris but I do enjoy that he is not taking his helmet off while hugging everyone
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
TIL Florida's high school sports association created a losers tournament essentially www.wruf.com/headlines/20...
What is the FIT? A Deep Dive into the New High School Playoff Format - WRUF 98.1 FM | 850 AM | 103.7 HD2 ESPN
The high school football regular season is over. Some teams want to forget about their campaigns, while some will look back and relish in
www.wruf.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The Pope, did you watch your Villanova Wildcats upset undefeated Lehigh on the road just now? Are you also into how well the Big 12 thing is going for Notre Dame
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
BYU/TTU just started the second half, meanwhile Lehigh/Villanova is almost done with the 3rd quarter
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
is Lawrence Tynes available?
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
traded back into the first round for a QB who has a death wish
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM