MattValentine
mattheovalentine.bsky.social
MattValentine
@mattheovalentine.bsky.social
He/Him
Just here for the lolz

Free Palestine🇵🇸
Bem-vindos Brasileiros à Bluesky!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Le Shermie~ 👐🏼💖
February 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I'm sure one day a litter of rats will break through RFK's gut, and maggots will crawl out of his skull.
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Er, dude, cut that off. I'm married.

just in time for valentine's day #oc #art
February 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Helluva Thought Dump:
- Viv probably is a giant bitch and I personally wouldn’t want to be her friend but idk being a bitch isn’t a crime
- A lot of the criticism she gets isn’t fair and her past actions don’t justify bad faith interpretations of fairly innocuous stuff
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Vtubers/fans saying "you shouldn't get political" are the biggest reason why I think the vtuber space is so disgusting. They let the fanbase fill up with utterly filthy people and they appeal to them by letting them stay, not calling them out, never challenging their bullshit.
Apparently as a VTuber I shouldn't get political, because the weebs'll get scared?

Fuck the weebs. Fuck nazis. Fuck transphobes. Fuck the rich. Eat the rich. Fuck Trump. Fuck the zealots. Fuck the elderly. Fuck the police. Fuck them hoes. Fuck YOU for telling me what to do.

I'm a Ghost. BOO bitch.
a person taking a picture of a man on stage
ALT: a person taking a picture of a man on stage
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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*tucker calson voice* "and here she is again from Mario and Sonic Olympic games, looking like a beautiful, vivacious, AMERICAN woman, but once the woke mind virus sets in- well do i need to say anymore" *stares at camera silently for 5 seconds*
January 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The Golden Age of YouTube - 2005 - 2012
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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amazing stuff is happening on rednote
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Thinking about how my boyfriend and my girlfriend share a birthday, huh... what if they're like, the same person...

I didn't really make it in time for their bday, but it is January 1st in some places still, so I call that a win.

#streetfighter #jurihan #twst #twistedwonderland #liliavanrouge
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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His manifesto:
December 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I’ve come to the sad realization that civility and professionalism are virtues that are rapidly becoming uncommon these days.

Why behave civilly when even the leaders of our countries and corporations are immature and combative online, as our “role models”?
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Don’t do small retro gaming conventions
December 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Reposting with alt text!
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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I remember when football was shown on free TV, and now you need 5 subscriptions to streaming services just to see five games.

Greedy motherfuckers really ruin everything
November 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Last year when anti-genocide activists disrupted the Thanksgiving Day Parade, they did so in front of the McDonald’s float — which produced one of the most iconic images of all time.

People are boycotting McDonald’s for providing free meals to the IDF to commit war crimes while Gaza starves.
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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The Boys: Diabolical (2022)
The Boys: Gen V (2023)
The Boys (season 4, 2024)

www.tumblr.com/lorz-ix/7683...
November 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Music is literally the most important thing in my life, and talking about it and listening to it is about 50 percent of my day. The rest is eating, sleeping, and freaking out.
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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This place probably hasn't seen any children in a while. The wooden structures show signs of neglect.
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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I forgot. I'm supposed to make political posts.

Fuck Zionism!

Yep. That should do it.
November 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Every day I wake up and grind like the Spanish Hapsburg. As soon as I open my eyes I've sent 20,000 more silver Reales to hire more German mercenaries to kill more German mercenaries
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM