Matthew Guma
@matthewguma.bsky.social
Literary Agent & Startup Advisor
NOLA + NYC
NOLA + NYC
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Absolutely impeachable corruption.
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Absolutely impeachable corruption.
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Learn the secrets of my childhood meeting with Groucho Marx… ONLY in the Colbert Questionert!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXD... #ColbertQuestionertExtraordinert #Colbert #TheLateShowWithStephenColbert
#GrouchoMarx
#GrouchoMarx
Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Learn the secrets of my childhood meeting with Groucho Marx… ONLY in the Colbert Questionert!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXD... #ColbertQuestionertExtraordinert #Colbert #TheLateShowWithStephenColbert
#GrouchoMarx
#GrouchoMarx
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Democratic Governors need to mobilize their National Guard to protect their communities.
ICE will continue terrorizing us.
They are going after Walz and Frey to make an example out of them.
He won't stop and he'll unleash the Insurrection Act.
Go on offense, please.
ICE will continue terrorizing us.
They are going after Walz and Frey to make an example out of them.
He won't stop and he'll unleash the Insurrection Act.
Go on offense, please.
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Democratic Governors need to mobilize their National Guard to protect their communities.
ICE will continue terrorizing us.
They are going after Walz and Frey to make an example out of them.
He won't stop and he'll unleash the Insurrection Act.
Go on offense, please.
ICE will continue terrorizing us.
They are going after Walz and Frey to make an example out of them.
He won't stop and he'll unleash the Insurrection Act.
Go on offense, please.
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Couldn't agree with George more, but in all fairness, we should also acknowledge his more positive qualities & attributes:
January 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Couldn't agree with George more, but in all fairness, we should also acknowledge his more positive qualities & attributes:
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My god, I did not expect from the headline (which was bad enough on its face) just *how* bad this situation actually was. You have to read the article to realize it.
Couple Says ICE Agents Gassed Them as They Drove With 6 Children
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My god, I did not expect from the headline (which was bad enough on its face) just *how* bad this situation actually was. You have to read the article to realize it.
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🚨BREAKING: "I'm only 14! I'm only 14!"
ICE agents arrest 2 teenagers in Minneapolis hours after an ICE officer shot a man in the leg. ICE attacks against protesters continue to escalate. LIVE NOW ⬇️
ICE agents arrest 2 teenagers in Minneapolis hours after an ICE officer shot a man in the leg. ICE attacks against protesters continue to escalate. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
🚨BREAKING: "I'm only 14! I'm only 14!"
ICE agents arrest 2 teenagers in Minneapolis hours after an ICE officer shot a man in the leg. ICE attacks against protesters continue to escalate. LIVE NOW ⬇️
ICE agents arrest 2 teenagers in Minneapolis hours after an ICE officer shot a man in the leg. ICE attacks against protesters continue to escalate. LIVE NOW ⬇️
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This is chilling and must be heard to believe. And the fact that this is where we are says everything.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is chilling and must be heard to believe. And the fact that this is where we are says everything.
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Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
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"Love is not a whisper or a weakness / No, love is strong" - Mercy #MusicMonday
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"Love is not a whisper or a weakness / No, love is strong" - Mercy #MusicMonday
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I am at a vigil for Renee Good at St Mark's in the Bowery.
They handed out cards bearing the names of people killed by ICE in this second Trump era.
There are a lot of cards.
They handed out cards bearing the names of people killed by ICE in this second Trump era.
There are a lot of cards.
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I am at a vigil for Renee Good at St Mark's in the Bowery.
They handed out cards bearing the names of people killed by ICE in this second Trump era.
There are a lot of cards.
They handed out cards bearing the names of people killed by ICE in this second Trump era.
There are a lot of cards.
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This is f*cked up!
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is f*cked up!
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
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Vance has become the face of defending ice and honestly, it’s probably the smartest thing Donald Trump has done in his second term because he must know that this whole thing is in the process of blowing up.
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Vance has become the face of defending ice and honestly, it’s probably the smartest thing Donald Trump has done in his second term because he must know that this whole thing is in the process of blowing up.
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As Trump increasingly threatens to take control, some of the most powerful people in the world have taken their own interest in the mineral-rich territory to the North.
These Billionaires Bet Big On Greenland—After Trump Took Interest
As Trump increasingly threatens to take control, some of the most powerful people in the world have taken their own interest in the mineral-rich territory to the North.
www.forbes.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
As Trump increasingly threatens to take control, some of the most powerful people in the world have taken their own interest in the mineral-rich territory to the North.
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Donald Trump is a convicted criminal.
This is not an administration, it is a crime spree.
This is not an administration, it is a crime spree.
President Donald Trump said his administration will take action on Greenland “whether they like it or not.”
“I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way. But if we don’t do it the easy way, we’re going to do it the hard way,” Trump said at the White House.
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/09/t...
“I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way. But if we don’t do it the easy way, we’re going to do it the hard way,” Trump said at the White House.
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/09/t...
Trump: ‘We are going to do something on Greenland whether they like it or not’
Trump said that if the U.S. doesn't take action on Greenland, "Russia or China will take over" the Danish island territory.
www.cnbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Donald Trump is a convicted criminal.
This is not an administration, it is a crime spree.
This is not an administration, it is a crime spree.
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Um… you guys have multiple videos, and many more witnesses of the crime and the name and address of the suspect.
There have been thorough investigations with a lot less.
There have been thorough investigations with a lot less.
Q: Is there anything stopping state law enforcement from conducted an independent investigation even if the feds don't want it?
JACOBSON: Without assistance from the FBI, we would be at a loss to be able to initiate & conduct a thorough investigation. It would be very difficult if not impossible
JACOBSON: Without assistance from the FBI, we would be at a loss to be able to initiate & conduct a thorough investigation. It would be very difficult if not impossible
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Um… you guys have multiple videos, and many more witnesses of the crime and the name and address of the suspect.
There have been thorough investigations with a lot less.
There have been thorough investigations with a lot less.
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Completely normal and not at all sketchy
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Completely normal and not at all sketchy
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If kidnapping a foreign president isn’t enough to get him out of office, why would the Epstein files be a silver bullet?
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
If kidnapping a foreign president isn’t enough to get him out of office, why would the Epstein files be a silver bullet?
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THE FUCKER IS GOING TO OCCUPY GREENLAND NEXT!
HE
MUST
BE
STOPPED!!!
CONGRESS, WTF?
HE
MUST
BE
STOPPED!!!
CONGRESS, WTF?
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
THE FUCKER IS GOING TO OCCUPY GREENLAND NEXT!
HE
MUST
BE
STOPPED!!!
CONGRESS, WTF?
HE
MUST
BE
STOPPED!!!
CONGRESS, WTF?
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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This news from April Ryan pisses me the F off‼️
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This news from April Ryan pisses me the F off‼️
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
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THIS WAS AN ACT OF WAR AND A VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW.
But put that aside for a second…
What’s wild is that Marco Rubio isn’t even pretending anymore. He’s not hiding that the invasion of Venezuela is about oil.
This is going to end up a dumpster fire…
But put that aside for a second…
What’s wild is that Marco Rubio isn’t even pretending anymore. He’s not hiding that the invasion of Venezuela is about oil.
This is going to end up a dumpster fire…
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
THIS WAS AN ACT OF WAR AND A VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW.
But put that aside for a second…
What’s wild is that Marco Rubio isn’t even pretending anymore. He’s not hiding that the invasion of Venezuela is about oil.
This is going to end up a dumpster fire…
But put that aside for a second…
What’s wild is that Marco Rubio isn’t even pretending anymore. He’s not hiding that the invasion of Venezuela is about oil.
This is going to end up a dumpster fire…
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Nothing about this is okay.
The President of the United States is on Fox News right now gabbing about the U.S. attack on Venezuela before addressing the American people.
So the new order of information is: Truth Social → Fox News → the public → Congress, maybe?
The President of the United States is on Fox News right now gabbing about the U.S. attack on Venezuela before addressing the American people.
So the new order of information is: Truth Social → Fox News → the public → Congress, maybe?
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Nothing about this is okay.
The President of the United States is on Fox News right now gabbing about the U.S. attack on Venezuela before addressing the American people.
So the new order of information is: Truth Social → Fox News → the public → Congress, maybe?
The President of the United States is on Fox News right now gabbing about the U.S. attack on Venezuela before addressing the American people.
So the new order of information is: Truth Social → Fox News → the public → Congress, maybe?
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.