matthew martin (🎄 festive edition 🎄)
@mattlm6.bsky.social
drunk and exhausted but critically acclaimed and respected
Pinned
they won't let you BQ with this time anymore, because of woke
if i had known scott foster was gonna be here i would have stayed home
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i had known scott foster was gonna be here i would have stayed home
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
shouldn't have scored
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
shouldn't have scored
unbelievable. incredible
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
unbelievable. incredible
awful pass
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
awful pass
ball game
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ball game
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This game is perfect. It’s beautiful. A masterpiece of void football
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This game is perfect. It’s beautiful. A masterpiece of void football
lmaoooo this is fantastic
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lmaoooo this is fantastic
notre dame would beat both these teams; i wish they could have played during the season
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
notre dame would beat both these teams; i wish they could have played during the season
what a beautiful football game
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
what a beautiful football game
lol jeeeeez
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
lol jeeeeez
damn nice catch
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
damn nice catch
missing that short on 3rd and 5 is so funny
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
missing that short on 3rd and 5 is so funny
mad at lsu
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
mad at lsu
good lord
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
good lord
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Notre Dame has to be *seething* right now
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Notre Dame has to be *seething* right now
you know how hard it is to make the oklahoma offense look like this??
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
you know how hard it is to make the oklahoma offense look like this??
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Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
are we sure that alabama needs to win this game? shouldn't we just put them through to the quarterfinals based on their october?
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
are we sure that alabama needs to win this game? shouldn't we just put them through to the quarterfinals based on their october?
missed scrobbling no i can't yesterday it's over
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
missed scrobbling no i can't yesterday it's over
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absolutely no one should accept this insane aggression against venezuela. this should be roundly condemned internally and we should be sanctioned by civilized nations. i can't believe we are doing this shit again
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
absolutely no one should accept this insane aggression against venezuela. this should be roundly condemned internally and we should be sanctioned by civilized nations. i can't believe we are doing this shit again