Matty Light
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Matty Light
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@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social not your usual subject, but I need to see this
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
“Get off the internet, I need to use the phone!”
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Looks like Extra Toasty is going to beat White Cheddar #CheeseIts #CitrusBowl
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
#reliaquestbowl come to see Diego Pavia, stay for this Vandy defense!
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are BYU players even allowed to eat the poptart if they win?
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
On the one hand, capitalism bad. On the other hand, I unironically love that this is a real thing.
I feel like cookies and cream and the refs are in the same color scheme. @poptartsbowl.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Josh Johnson and the Sugarhill Gang, this really the old heads game huh?
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What is going on with kickers today?
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is such a crazy response to a mass shooting. Don’t Australians learn anything from the U.S.? You respond with “thoughts and prayers” to mass shootings!
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Wouldn’t it be funny if JMU ends up ranked over Tulane, and we all watched that ACC championship for nothing?
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

“Kamala Harris was a DEI hire, progressives are both losers who have no support and fully control the Democratic Party, and everything is trans people’s fault.” - Jonathan Chait, giving his super unique and balanced take
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The right: we are the party of common sense solutions, freedom, and staying out of people’s business

Someone: [commits a crime]

Also the right: tell us about their genitals! We must know about their genitaaaalllssss!!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@skeetsapp.com do you have a place for bug reports/ feature requests?
August 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’d hardly call someone quoted once in the article as an aside a “primary source”. I’m also curious how they think an article attempting to explain people fed up with (both) parties is “promoting facism”.
However I cannot speak to Ken’s sexual proclivities with regard to rodents.
It uses a sexpest as it's primary source & it's written by a known ratfucker. It's a garbage article written by garbage people intended to promote fascism.
July 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS

Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows

How did the city do it?

Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year
This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.
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July 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Love it when you get blocked for giving even the slightest bit of pushback. But then the same people will say “I don’t know a single person that disagrees with me”
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
June 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@muellershewrote.com Am I crazy or did they forget to do the homework and then: 1) wait until the last possible second 2) ask for an extension 3) try to turn in the answers from a previous test (that they failed)?

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May 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM