Life’s too short to work for assholes

Yeah and then Twilight dad got like struck by lightning?

I like the gruff second in command who they clearly chickened out on being a MAGA guy

Kash Patel getting briefed on this and just sort of half nodding while he plays poker on his phone

Really funny that none of his coworkers felt the need to defend him when this came out

Truly the funniest series of headings one can have on their Wikipedia