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🎃James🎃

@mayornaise.bsky.social

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Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c

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🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · Aug 26

My semi-occasional reminder that I believe with my whole heart that trans rights are human rights. That women’s rights are human rights. That the freedom to do with our bodies is solely up to the individual to decide. That patriarchy is evil, capitalism is wrong, and that healthcare is a right.

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🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 6h

Oh God I'm so sorry to hear this.

🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 16h

Used to watch him drive at Plover.

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🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 18h

There’s thousands of them on mastodon

🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1d

@[email protected]

🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2d

I set up a second account on jorts.horse this afternoon. I'm currently on beige.party. I started on mastodon.social but then transferred to beige. Transfering to a different instance is pretty smooth, all my follows came along automatically, it's pretty slick. My 2cents.

jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.

jorts.horse

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

okay, eight hours into it & finding a grip of my mutuals from here, i can say that mastodon is just fine

it reminds me of the newskies waves here because their old heads are making the “don’t be a poster police weirdo & if people are being insufferable just block” so you can be funny there

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Truly a horrible time to be literate

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2d

I need a spa day where I lie on a table and they exchange my skin for better skin

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 2d

i accept that people don't like me. i just wish i could stop caring about why.

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🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2d

Cougar sighting

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

life: *hands me lemons*

me: wtf am i supposed to do with those ? smdh . stupid life .

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2d

Thought that kept me up: who was the first sword swallower, but more importantly, why the fuck?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like it’s no big deal.

Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.

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🎃James🎃 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2d

Yep. I pulled my old Mastodon account out. Hate to leave this place because it’s convenient to use but I gotta vote with my feet. #NoGoodBillionaires

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

goddamn… of all the people on this webbed site? i’ve seen racists who sexualize minors evade most consequences on here for months at a time, but jay doesn’t understand one reaction meme & one of the site’s nicest dudes gets a perma.

Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 2d

Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team with the subject line “Bluesky Account Behavior” sent at 22:15. The email states that a Bluesky account controlled by the recipient, with the handle @spacelawshitpost.me, posted a reply with an image where the alt text reads: Charlie Kirk sitting in a white T-shirt that says “Freedom.” A negative consequence follows. The email indicates this post violates Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech, specifically listing threats of violence or physical harm against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public, and incitement of self-harm or suicide.

A screenshot of an email continuation from the Bluesky Moderation Team displaying a bulleted list of Community Guidelines violations. The first bullet point describes threats of violence or physical harm as including threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. The second bullet point defines incitement of self-harm or suicide as content that encourages self-harm or suicide. The third bullet point explains wishes of harm as expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. Below the bullets, a paragraph states that users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others and that all users must be treated with respect. The next paragraph informs the recipient that as a result of these violations, your account has been taken down. A closing paragraph thanks the user for doing their part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users and instructs them to email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz if they have questions or wish to appeal the decision. The email ends with the signature Bluesky Moderation Team.

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team sent at 08:11 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior addressed To: Hide My Email. The email reads:

Hi there,

Thank you for reaching out to appeal the takedown of your account on Bluesky. We have carefully reviewed your case, including the information you provided and the activity that led to the suspension of your account.

After investigating, we have determined that your account activity was in violation of our community guidelines, specifically promoting hateful content or being disruptive to other users. We take these guidelines seriously to ensure a safe and respectful environment for all our users.

As a result, we regret to inform you that your appeal has been denied, and your account will remain suspended. This decision is final and cannot be reversed. We understand that this may be disappointing news, but we must prioritize the well-being of our community and maintain a consistent enforcement of our policies. We encourage you to review our community guidelines to better understand the expectations we have for user behavior on our platform. Please do not create new accounts, since those will be taken down for ban evasion.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 2d

did y’all know Amazon customer agents now say thing like “hi I’m Helen and I’m a human here to help you”
I dunno Helen that sounds like something an AI “human” would say