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In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.
I forget this place exists sometimes.
April 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I forget this place exists sometimes.
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Luigi has sextapes apparently
a woman is laying on a couch with the words where rachel written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman is laying on a couch with the words where rachel written on the bottom .
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March 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Luigi has sextapes apparently
The pits and the nips just do it for me.
March 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The pits and the nips just do it for me.
Arm pits are the best 🤤
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Arm pits are the best 🤤
Hole, pole, and a lad named Cole.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hole, pole, and a lad named Cole.
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This absolutely insane video I saw yesterday 💀
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This absolutely insane video I saw yesterday 💀
I'm really all about making myself laugh.
It's not because I'm funny.
It's because I'm psycho.
It's not because I'm funny.
It's because I'm psycho.
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm really all about making myself laugh.
It's not because I'm funny.
It's because I'm psycho.
It's not because I'm funny.
It's because I'm psycho.
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I love my little slut friends.
December 15, 2024 at 8:35 AM
I love my little slut friends.
Is it weird that I get turned on by my own musk, especially after a workout?
December 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Is it weird that I get turned on by my own musk, especially after a workout?
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“WhY aRe YaLl ThIrStInG oVeR a KiLlEr?”
Because he killed a CEO, Brenda. Like… hello?
Because he killed a CEO, Brenda. Like… hello?
a woman is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
Alt: Sister Patterson is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
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December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
“WhY aRe YaLl ThIrStInG oVeR a KiLlEr?”
Because he killed a CEO, Brenda. Like… hello?
Because he killed a CEO, Brenda. Like… hello?
I forget this app is here until I’m horny lol
December 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I forget this app is here until I’m horny lol
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“Are You There God? It’s Me, Faggot” by Judy Bloomf
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
“Are You There God? It’s Me, Faggot” by Judy Bloomf
It really is like twitter in the early days over here. 😮💨
November 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM
It really is like twitter in the early days over here. 😮💨
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So where’s the MEAT lol
a woman in a red dress is holding a pair of goggles in her hand
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a pair of goggles in her hand
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November 17, 2024 at 5:58 AM
So where’s the MEAT lol