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Marissa
@mcardigan.bsky.social
Lover of cats, enemy of nonsense.
Everyone, stop.
April 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Germinating cat grass… in a can.
February 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Americans have a right to be informed.
February 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Excuse me, ma’am’s?
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sorry bud.
January 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Where is ELO?
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM