I think that the reason I like Charlie XCX even though Brat was pop music, is because it reminds me of industrial rock. No, I will not elaborate

If I did drag, my name would be Mx. Drink

The day that I start trying to give up dairy, we get cheesy cauliflower soup at work. The lord is FUCKING testing me 😭

Apparently if the asteroid didn’t take out the dinosaurs, flowers would have. So that’s cool.

I just had a dream that I matched with Hugh Jackman on Tinder.

Here are some nice mushrooms

I’m going to need about $5000 worth of tattoos in order to make it through the next 4 years.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

This man is a fraud, and absolutely NOT a stegosaurus.

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now