Meaty Mike
@meat-master.bsky.social
And by my hand, the meat shall brown, crisp, and sear !
rust happens when iron and oxygen kiss after oxygen hasn't shaved its beard in a few days
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
rust happens when iron and oxygen kiss after oxygen hasn't shaved its beard in a few days
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here's a character sketch for your nanowrimo novel: someone wearing Glenn Beck jeans on a visit to Jeff Dunham's winery
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
here's a character sketch for your nanowrimo novel: someone wearing Glenn Beck jeans on a visit to Jeff Dunham's winery
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james and I are pretty clearly in love huh
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
james and I are pretty clearly in love huh
One way to stop me from burning every copy of the Washington Post? Bury them underground forever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
One way to stop me from burning every copy of the Washington Post? Bury them underground forever.
this is the third time in two weeks i have been behind this car
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this is the third time in two weeks i have been behind this car
I just realized that this photo is strikingly similar in composition to my own avatar. we are not so different, Finger Kissing Chef Muppet
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I just realized that this photo is strikingly similar in composition to my own avatar. we are not so different, Finger Kissing Chef Muppet
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next on Mythbusters: can a man...LOVE a silicone dummy? [Jamie kneels to gently kiss Buster, his mustache crackling with Sexual Electricity]
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
next on Mythbusters: can a man...LOVE a silicone dummy? [Jamie kneels to gently kiss Buster, his mustache crackling with Sexual Electricity]
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"it's football folks" - new catchphrase
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"it's football folks" - new catchphrase
gift idea: kiss your breath into a glassblower's mouth and have him fill a translucent sphere with it
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
gift idea: kiss your breath into a glassblower's mouth and have him fill a translucent sphere with it
what percentage of bodies on the earth don't work anymore
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
what percentage of bodies on the earth don't work anymore
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On. On. On. Show me all of it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
On. On. On. Show me all of it.
the commentators on battlebots wear pocket squares
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the commentators on battlebots wear pocket squares
I think if everyone in the world but me froze I would write all over them good things in permanent marker
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I think if everyone in the world but me froze I would write all over them good things in permanent marker
weeping is slick and birds are nude and you're just going to have to deal with it
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
weeping is slick and birds are nude and you're just going to have to deal with it
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mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
this is my leg by the way, I know someone will ask
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this is my leg by the way, I know someone will ask
guys there's a link to my tumblr in the corrections to an article on the atlantic, I am famous as hell
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
guys there's a link to my tumblr in the corrections to an article on the atlantic, I am famous as hell
pretty sick of having to eat "food"...shouldn't we be subsisting on like, NutraOrbzz or something by now
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
pretty sick of having to eat "food"...shouldn't we be subsisting on like, NutraOrbzz or something by now
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at the open house making a beeline for the crawlspace and wedging myself in there pretty good
February 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
at the open house making a beeline for the crawlspace and wedging myself in there pretty good
next time I go to the doctor I'm going to write "sludge" in every blank space on the intake form because it's true
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
next time I go to the doctor I'm going to write "sludge" in every blank space on the intake form because it's true
might fuck around and eat an entire box of annie’s homegrown organic friends bunny grahams baked graham snacks
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
might fuck around and eat an entire box of annie’s homegrown organic friends bunny grahams baked graham snacks
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This is how it used to feel to go online.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is how it used to feel to go online.