David Whales
@mechadaveo.bsky.social
Illustrator, Belly Itcher
🚫No AI Scrubs
🚫No AI Scrubs
Just saw our Al text generator ask for a nature scene to transition in this order: Fall-Spring-January-Autumn-Summer-Winter-Fall
Insert your state here!
Insert your state here!
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Just saw our Al text generator ask for a nature scene to transition in this order: Fall-Spring-January-Autumn-Summer-Winter-Fall
Insert your state here!
Insert your state here!
Thou hast done well in defeating EDMC and their predatory loan practices.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Thou hast done well in defeating EDMC and their predatory loan practices.
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I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
Now -2026 Email Signature and Title Tier Standards (30 minutes)
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Now -2026 Email Signature and Title Tier Standards (30 minutes)
“Please register for our new meeting series: AI in Action”
More like… AI Inaction. Cuz that’s my plan.
More like… AI Inaction. Cuz that’s my plan.
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“Please register for our new meeting series: AI in Action”
More like… AI Inaction. Cuz that’s my plan.
More like… AI Inaction. Cuz that’s my plan.
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crescent county will never use AI 💜 a game by humans, for humans
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
crescent county will never use AI 💜 a game by humans, for humans
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everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
Deleted the Farcebook app. It’s become unrecognizable.
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Deleted the Farcebook app. It’s become unrecognizable.
It’s 2009. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for exposure.
Its 2014. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed business logos.
It’s 2022. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed NFT scrubs.
It’s 2026. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for doomed Al Prompt scrubs.
Its 2014. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed business logos.
It’s 2022. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed NFT scrubs.
It’s 2026. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for doomed Al Prompt scrubs.
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It’s 2009. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for exposure.
Its 2014. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed business logos.
It’s 2022. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed NFT scrubs.
It’s 2026. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for doomed Al Prompt scrubs.
Its 2014. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed business logos.
It’s 2022. All the illustrator jobs are for doomed NFT scrubs.
It’s 2026. All the illustrator jobs on LinkedIn & Indeed are for doomed Al Prompt scrubs.
Somewhere right now in Times Square an adult has soiled their pants waiting for a ball to drop to announce a calendar change because there are no portable toilets set up for 30,000 people.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Somewhere right now in Times Square an adult has soiled their pants waiting for a ball to drop to announce a calendar change because there are no portable toilets set up for 30,000 people.
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December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nothing says “I love you” like the CEO’s company-wide end-of-year email and the Reply-All Shitshow it gave genesis to.
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nothing says “I love you” like the CEO’s company-wide end-of-year email and the Reply-All Shitshow it gave genesis to.
Our parents didn’t tank the housing market for us Xennials/Millenials to be so entitled demanding “affordable housing.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Our parents didn’t tank the housing market for us Xennials/Millenials to be so entitled demanding “affordable housing.”
Hard take: I never got anything out of the Avatar movies. I understand the importance of the tech it pioneered but… I just never got wowed or awed by any of it. Also my eyes are busted so the 3d-glasses stuff is lost on me.
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hard take: I never got anything out of the Avatar movies. I understand the importance of the tech it pioneered but… I just never got wowed or awed by any of it. Also my eyes are busted so the 3d-glasses stuff is lost on me.
If you are a creative that needs a reason to get off Twitter/X, this is it:
Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you are a creative that needs a reason to get off Twitter/X, this is it:
Since Avengers: Doomsday keeps promoting a “Doctor Doom” variant I hope they have enough goddamn sense to stop him with Squirrel Girl in the second film.
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Since Avengers: Doomsday keeps promoting a “Doctor Doom” variant I hope they have enough goddamn sense to stop him with Squirrel Girl in the second film.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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hahahahaha *using my fingertips to push a folded piece of paper across the desk. the company guy opens the paper. it says "pay us" in impeccable calligraphy*
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hahahahaha *using my fingertips to push a folded piece of paper across the desk. the company guy opens the paper. it says "pay us" in impeccable calligraphy*
2025’s Art vs Artist.
I had a lot of red and magenta this year.
I had a lot of red and magenta this year.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
2025’s Art vs Artist.
I had a lot of red and magenta this year.
I had a lot of red and magenta this year.
I ruined The Nutcracker by calling it The Buttslapper.
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I ruined The Nutcracker by calling it The Buttslapper.
“Can you do some designs for me?”
Can you pay me?
“Not right now but once the business becomes profita–“
Can you pay me?
“Not right now but once the business becomes profita–“
a person wearing a sweater with black polka dots and a white towel on their head
ALT: a person wearing a sweater with black polka dots and a white towel on their head
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Can you do some designs for me?”
Can you pay me?
“Not right now but once the business becomes profita–“
Can you pay me?
“Not right now but once the business becomes profita–“
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Wild Waves announcing it is closing after 2026 during historic flooding is ironic but also bad timing.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wild Waves announcing it is closing after 2026 during historic flooding is ironic but also bad timing.
I heard both of my grandmothers’ racist ideas and insensitive beliefs. Hard pass.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I heard both of my grandmothers’ racist ideas and insensitive beliefs. Hard pass.