Meeka
@meekanz.bsky.social
Still a mess (She | Her)
Pro wrestling, books, music and other creative things. Constantly in awe of others.
Aotearoa New Zealand
Pro wrestling, books, music and other creative things. Constantly in awe of others.
Aotearoa New Zealand
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Meeka
@meekanz.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Professional wrestlers with animals is still my favourite photo genre
You know, I did not expect the phrase "why is my pig bite not healing faster?" to feature on my 2025 bingo card 🥴
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know, I did not expect the phrase "why is my pig bite not healing faster?" to feature on my 2025 bingo card 🥴
The theme for the work Christmas lunch is "More sparkle, less stress" and, sadly, I don't have a lot of sparkly clothes, but I have gone with pro wrestler levels of body glitter, so..?
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The theme for the work Christmas lunch is "More sparkle, less stress" and, sadly, I don't have a lot of sparkly clothes, but I have gone with pro wrestler levels of body glitter, so..?
It should be illegal for my boss to give me work to do
Boss: Hey, when will that piece of work be done?
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It should be illegal for my boss to give me work to do
Boss: Hey, when will that piece of work be done?
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Boss: Hey, when will that piece of work be done?
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
Me *not having even looked at or started it* Oh, shouldn't take too long, it's just a lot of copying and pasting
Boss: Great! I need it for Friday
Me: *starting it and realising it's actually going to take _FOREVER_* Fuck 😫
Can't for the life of me remember what my work password is?
It's just gone? All of a sudden?
It's just gone? All of a sudden?
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Can't for the life of me remember what my work password is?
It's just gone? All of a sudden?
It's just gone? All of a sudden?
I got a coveted Saturday hair appointment and you bet your ass I'm getting hair tinsel done today
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I got a coveted Saturday hair appointment and you bet your ass I'm getting hair tinsel done today
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Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
*Fry shocked, not shocked gif*
#SpotifyWrapped
#SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*Fry shocked, not shocked gif*
#SpotifyWrapped
#SpotifyWrapped
It's just me and my gluten free JATZ (and my anti-nausea medication) against the world today 🫠
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's just me and my gluten free JATZ (and my anti-nausea medication) against the world today 🫠
Have I gone through Chappell Roan's entire back catalogue this morning?
Maybe.. 👀
Maybe.. 👀
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Have I gone through Chappell Roan's entire back catalogue this morning?
Maybe.. 👀
Maybe.. 👀
Absolute blasphemy that Arthur Christmas isn't available to stream for free on any of the services here 🙎♀️
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Absolute blasphemy that Arthur Christmas isn't available to stream for free on any of the services here 🙎♀️
Ha! A gem fell out of my mum's ring the second time I've worn it, and I'm probably never going to find it, and if I could just get a teeny skerrick of luck this year, I could really go for it right now 😩
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ha! A gem fell out of my mum's ring the second time I've worn it, and I'm probably never going to find it, and if I could just get a teeny skerrick of luck this year, I could really go for it right now 😩
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Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
I would just like a few weeks (?a month) where all of my responsibilities are taken care of, and the only decisions I have to make are related to thread colour and craft projects...
Maybe that will fix me
Maybe that will fix me
a cartoon character says " is it me maybe " in front of a monster
Alt: Dr Zoidberg from Futurama says "Is it me maybe?" in front of a monster which looks like him but transforms into a giant sharp toothed void.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I would just like a few weeks (?a month) where all of my responsibilities are taken care of, and the only decisions I have to make are related to thread colour and craft projects...
Maybe that will fix me
Maybe that will fix me
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Please, has anyone got motivation to share? I am severely lacking 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Please, has anyone got motivation to share? I am severely lacking 😭
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
The deities have shone on me today and blessed me with a good cup of tea 🙌
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The deities have shone on me today and blessed me with a good cup of tea 🙌
Must be time to share The Wrecks again 🎶▶️
open.spotify.com/track/4r1CCw...
open.spotify.com/track/4r1CCw...
I Didn’t Use To
open.spotify.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Must be time to share The Wrecks again 🎶▶️
open.spotify.com/track/4r1CCw...
open.spotify.com/track/4r1CCw...
There is entirely too little silly goosery on the tl lately
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There is entirely too little silly goosery on the tl lately
I don't quite know how to explain it, but September is an ugly word to type
October 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't quite know how to explain it, but September is an ugly word to type
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All I want is for my digestive system to digest food. (Literally, it's only job)
And a few million dollars.
And a few million dollars.
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
All I want is for my digestive system to digest food. (Literally, it's only job)
And a few million dollars.
And a few million dollars.
You bet your ass I just bought some ridiculous sequined boots
Reno911 GIF
Alt: Reno 911 police officer Jim Dangle, walking through a parking lot in police uniform and white cowboy boots. He's saying "I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'" and then striking a pose showing off the boots and saying "Oh!"
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You bet your ass I just bought some ridiculous sequined boots