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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rewatching LOTR and it's honestly so relatable that Bilbo crashed out in front of his friends at his bday party
February 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time
January 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM