Melanie
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Melanie
@melbatoast87.bsky.social
fruity, light funk.
missing this place ❤️
September 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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if I stay very very still maybe the despair won’t see me
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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We are now the same distance away from Back to the Future as Back to the Future was to the end of World War II and I hope everyone has a great day
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
being a woman at a rock concert = men crowding your space and continually getting closer to you when you haven't moved at all. This is why women like to attend concerts with an all female audience and why we gravitate towards artists that attract no men to their concerts.
July 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Patients seeking mental health care are more likely to be on Medicaid than patients in more profitable areas of care, such as cancer or cardiac treatment.
Medicaid payments barely keep hospital mental health units afloat. Federal cuts could sink them
Patients seeking mental health care are more likely to be on Medicaid than patients in more profitable areas of care, such as cancer or cardiac treatment.
www.npr.org
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i think so much of modern libertarianism is just “i should be able to do whatever i want so long as i don’t harm anyone else” coupled with an inability or unwillingness to recognize the harm they cause to anyone else
May 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
this is so sickening
March 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Donald Trump, hard at work honoring America's veterans by cracking down on waste, like for example the **sterilization of medical instruments** at the VA:

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
March 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
using your Oscars acceptance speech to demand more babies from your wife is so much cringe... #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I go back and forth from "WTF did he do now?" and "I'm done paying attention; just tell me when he's dead."
February 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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My married friends,
who are trying
to buy a house,
keep sending me photos
of mid-century moderns
of ranches and craftsmen,
and though I want to ask them
how they can think
about buying a house
while everything is collapsing,
instead I just say:
the one with the fireplace is nice.
February 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
paying my dues by submitting this gentleman to the algorithm...
February 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial.
January 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The take I am most certain of that gets me in the most trouble is just "The reason homes are so expensive is because there are not enough of them, so we really really really need to build more of them."
January 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
January 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Please stop marketing me products for “women on the go” — I’m ready for things for women on the stay. Women on the sit down. Women on the cozy bed with three beverages and strong wifi
November 5, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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noticing that a lot of people are "hot" and "beautiful" and while I respect that, I've decided to pursue a less mainstream, gritty re-imagining of "appearance"
December 18, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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the only requirement for running for office should be to prove that you are capable of feeling shame
December 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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The fastest measurement of speed is in MMMBops
December 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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The only reason anti-vax attitudes were able to take root in the modern era is because vaccines are so fucking good at their job people forgot why we need them
November 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Part of the con job of Trump and his band of weirdos is this Big Bad Wolf /Bond villain shtick that I have no patience for indulging. They are very bad and are absolutely going to try to do awful and cruel things. But they are not evil geniuses and a lot of them are genuinely idiots.
November 7, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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I'm so trying hard to channel my sadness and rage into productivity, organizing and connection but every morning still starts with a slow motion, internal fight to even try to move what feels like a leaden body and hollow heart that desires nothing more than to sink, disappearing, into the earth.
November 13, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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I hate when past me made responsible, healthy grocery choices and now current me only has SUFFERING and DESPAIR instead of little treats
September 3, 2024 at 11:19 PM