Melissa 🍉
@melbelle86.bsky.social
Progressive wife & mother looking for a Star Trek future in an Idiocracy world
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Hello friends, don't forget to fill up your gas tank and grab any last min things today so you can #blackoutthesystem this week
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hello friends, don't forget to fill up your gas tank and grab any last min things today so you can #blackoutthesystem this week
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A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.
a close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulder
Alt: a close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulder and winking gif
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.
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Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.
July 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !
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yeah
We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.
April 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
yeah
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
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Gulf of Distraction
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gulf of Distraction
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We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.
Venezuelan Migrant Sent to Guantánamo Bay Is ‘Not a Criminal,’ Family Pleads (Gift Article)
Luis Alberto Castillo arrived in the United States so that he could “give everything to his son,” said his sister. Then, while scrolling on TikTok, she found out he was headed to Guantánamo.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2 insurrections, same President.
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They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
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bong rip in honor of tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
bong rip in honor of tiktok
Hello, my name is Melissa and my toxic trait is I have emotional ties to wrapping paper, preventing me from ever using up the end of certain "special" rolls
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Hello, my name is Melissa and my toxic trait is I have emotional ties to wrapping paper, preventing me from ever using up the end of certain "special" rolls